Today, I have to deal with being laughed at by my mother and sister, because they keep making sharp movements towards me, causing me to flinch. This is because I got mugged and beaten last night. They think it's hysterical. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at a family dinner, my mother-in-law talked me into showing off some moves that I've learned in martial arts. I gently did a restraining hold on her. She screamed that I was trying to break her wrists, and kept the wounded act up all night, smirking as everyone gave me death glares. FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML
Today, my girlfriend totally emasculated me and made me a laughing stock when we got mugged and, instead of just handing over her purse like the guy said, she took out a stun gun and used it on him while I freaked out and cried. Now all my friends are laughing at me. FML
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
Today, my brother threw a mug at my head and threatened to stab anybody who came at him because I woke him up for school. I called the police after threats were thrown at my mom, who then lied to them and said I overreacted. I'm currently getting the silent treatment from my family. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML
Today, it's Halloween. I get bullied every day and this was no exception, but this time I got beat up so hard I bled. Everyone thought it was part of my costume. FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
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devildog562 33
Go to the store get a mask, wait until they fall asleep, then wake them up with bright lights and creepy voices.
Acerhawk 24
You should "mug" them and just take all their valuables and hide them
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Comments (114)
nrwl_30 17
Where's the empathy?
SauceySarah 30
That's pretty insensitive of them.
LadyNightowl 17
I'm really sorry that you are being treated like this, rather than being supported and aided in dealing with this.
nevermindthemind 18
Don't stay calm and bare it, plan revenge!
siggy_mcsigx 22
That's awful, I'm so sorry. :( I agree with everything people have said so far, may I recommend this order: 1. React by lashing out in defense 2. Go to a friend's or relative's house 3. When y'all make contact after a day or two, explain why what they were doing was so harmful 4. If you're still feeling pissed or they're still being stupid, plot revenge Good luck~
CaptainRR 20
I got mugged and really beaten once. My friends were doing the same things. I know how you feel OP. Try telling them nicely. They might stop.
Witchylady 18
Your mom and sister have the compassion and empathy of a rock. I hope you are ok. They are so inconsiderate and uncaring. Have they caught the offender? I hope you are ok. Take care of yourself.
Saraishi 25
How can they be so indifferent?? FYL
EvilLittleMan 23
Gently wake them up with a roaring, gasoline powered chain saw and a Leather Face mask.
Colon_Man 17
How could you be mugged and beaten? Did your pistol jam? More range time will help you clear it in a hurry. Also, a jammed pistol can be used as a blunt object.
Shade1982 21
Or you get shot with your own gun...
skittyskatbrat 19
what sort of dumbass uses a firearm in an urban setting??? Bullets don't magically stop if you miss the target. They go on to hit cars, buildings...and people. THIS is why I wish we had a required intelligence test to use a gun. Unless it is a deserted area far from homes and traffic or there is nothing but a blank brick wall behind them, anyone using a gun in the city needs to be pistol-whipped senseless then forcefully fed their gun thru the wrong end of the digestive tract. Exceptions are frangibles (still pretty questionable...) and a wide-choke shotgun with a low-power load. Those are highly deadly at close range...and pretty useless much beyond that. AND they don't penetrate. Only a dumbass with no regard for the safety of bystanders pulls a handgun in any sort of urban/suburban setting outside those very rare circumstances.