Miscellaneous: Today, I have to deal with being laughed at by my mother and...

By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 17:10 - United States - San Diego

Today, I have to deal with being laughed at by my mother and sister, because they keep making sharp movements towards me, causing me to flinch. This is because I got mugged and beaten last night. They think it's hysterical. FML

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By -_- - 05/07/2013 21:59 - United States - Munith

Today, at a family dinner, my mother-in-law talked me into showing off some moves that I've learned in martial arts. I gently did a restraining hold on her. She screamed that I was trying to break her wrists, and kept the wounded act up all night, smirking as everyone gave me death glares. FML

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Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2015 15:15 - United States - Lompoc

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2018 18:00

Today, my brother threw a mug at my head and threatened to stab anybody who came at him because I woke him up for school. I called the police after threats were thrown at my mom, who then lied to them and said I overreacted. I'm currently getting the silent treatment from my family. FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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By MereLewis95 - 26/10/2011 08:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML

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By Heggs - 31/10/2018 17:30

Today, it's Halloween. I get bullied every day and this was no exception, but this time I got beat up so hard I bled. Everyone thought it was part of my costume. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2014 16:01 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML

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By shenmas - 08/07/2018 19:00

Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML

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devildog562 33

Monday 24 November 2014 0:11

Go to the store get a mask, wait until they fall asleep, then wake them up with bright lights and creepy voices.

Acerhawk 24

Monday 24 November 2014 0:10

You should "mug" them and just take all their valuables and hide them

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Imareth 10

Monday 24 November 2014 0:57

Ouch. Speaking from experience, the anxiety/nervousness does fade with time... but FYL for dealing with people like that.

heirofhope 38

Monday 24 November 2014 0:57

That isn't something they should be joking about, I hope you're okay, OP. Maybe if you express your distaste towards their actions they'll stop.

jamienicole1993 32

Monday 24 November 2014 1:09

Maybe they're just doing this in an attempt to cheer you up? Although in this situation it really isn't funny to joke about. I'm sorry OP, some people are just insensitive.

MyDadLeftMeInKFC 21

Monday 24 November 2014 1:19

Aw, sorry OP. :/

that_one_guy423 11

Monday 24 November 2014 1:21

That's ******* rude. Messing with someone like that who had a traumatic experience is messed up

Slaught000 9

Monday 24 November 2014 1:47

They are reinforcing PTSD in you, literally,it is dangerous. Make them stop now; I would seriously hit them for it.

Sakuraashita 15

Monday 24 November 2014 1:57

Destroy every coffee mug in the house except your own, blame the trauma. Tell them just the word "reminds you of the event".

Jack_Me_Off_Jerk 5

Monday 24 November 2014 2:05

Tazer them

worldclassrager 39

Monday 24 November 2014 2:05

When you recover they will quit since you won't react

Spadoinkle 10

Monday 24 November 2014 2:21

It seems like your mother and sister are real assholes. Sorry about what happened to you, OP. Your family should be supportive of you instead of making fun of you. Sometimes family members are the lowest of the low.