wow
United States
Today, I have to choose between one eyebrow or none because I'm a heavy sleeper and my brother is a moron. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
I will find you and I will fucking fuck y
Falmouth, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML
RockMeetsHardPlace
Midlothian, United States
Drugs are bad, well, some of them
Today, like every day since my diagnosis, I've had to choose between two impossible options. Either I deal with debilitating headaches where I cannot focus, or I feel so drowsy that I cannot focus. My finals are in a week and I can't study. FML
Ibrowtheedge
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
Eyebrowless
Willingboro, United States
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
driving me crazy
Zzzzzzzzz
Today, I had to temporarily relocate to my brother's room after mine was being repainted. Not only do I have to sleep on the floor, but I also have to put up with my brother and dog both snoring loudly. What's worse is that they alternate in snoring. Goodbye sleep. FML
Anonymous
By any means necessary
Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
Eyebrowsgone
United States
Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I learned that shaving my unibrow while drunk/high was a terrible idea. I also learned that one brow looks better than no brow. FML
Picky
Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML
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Fml37 0
wait till your brother falls asleep and put superglue on his hand, and make him touch his face.
cactus_fml 0
Wow. You should sneak into his room while he's asleep and pluck his one chest hair.
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Comments (165)
dexter341 0
Make him choose between his right or left nut
happyabby123 0
So which one did you choose???;)
lolmigosh 15
Hey you can always pencil them back in. ;)
norythepeanut 1
ONE! ,:)
mads796 0
Cut bangs on the side you have no eyebrow.
rreilly 8
The ultimate question: draw on Leftie or shave off Rightie?
cactusdesu 15
You can draw one on. Eyebrows grow quite fast.
CaroAurelia 12
I feel your pain. One time a friend and I were arguing over an electric shaver (don't ask), and somehow she ended up shaving off half of one of my eyebrows. To put this in perspective, I have bushy, dark brown eyebrows. They grew back soon enough, though.
8dhollis 7
Nah op you gotta get him back waaay worse than he did to you. First, put a bunch of superglue on his hands. Then when he gets up to use the bathroom in the morning that shitfaces hand will be stuck to his meat
trumpet27 1
I would just have your brother shave off the other one while he's at it.