They'll have anyone these days

By Anonymous - 13/04/2021 23:00

Today, I asked my 18 year-old daughter to buy half a dozen donuts. When she brought them over, I opened the box and discovered the dozen donuts were all cut in half. She just got accepted into a prestigious private university. FML
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That's just a tiny measurement of her intellect. Albeit a bit snarky, she outwitted you.

at least she has humor. Chill tfo a little bit. Are you stressing her with comments on how much you do for her, how expensive a prestigious college was? Maybe you need to stop forcing your expectations on her, I am reading between the lines here! Also, the POST title speaks of disrespecting your daughter.

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at least she has humor. Chill tfo a little bit. Are you stressing her with comments on how much you do for her, how expensive a prestigious college was? Maybe you need to stop forcing your expectations on her, I am reading between the lines here! Also, the POST title speaks of disrespecting your daughter.

To be fair, FML comes up with the titles not the posters

That's just a tiny measurement of her intellect. Albeit a bit snarky, she outwitted you.

Stargazers 3

So you got two dozen half doughnuts 😣 Look out world!

That’s what you get for using arbitrary units of measure like “half a dozen” 🤣👏

Couldn't you say six?

sounds like your daughter is quite intelligent and she pulled a joke on you but it went right over your head try not being so ignorant 🤣😂

Dirtysalamander1 7

I'm guessing her major won't be for mathematics?

it's okay to miss a joke. but not okay to try and make your daughter sound dumb, when it seems to me she pulled a fast one on you🤣