Health: Today, I was feeling terrible so I called in sick to work. My...

By Mark - 27/02/2015 18:24 - Malta - Naxxar

Today, I was feeling terrible so I called in sick to work. My boss refused to believe me and told me he'd fire me if I didn't come in. I dragged myself to work, only to spend most of the day glued to the toilet. Now he says I won't be paid for the day because I barely did any work. FML

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By Nick - 06/08/2013 14:44 - Australia - Baulkham Hills

Today, I dragged myself to work, suffering from a bad cold. My boss quietly told me to go home and rest, to avoid spreading it around the office. I thought it odd since he dislikes me so much, but I did as he said. He called later in the day to suspend me for leaving work early. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2015 04:20 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I have food poisoning. My boss told me that if I didn't come into work, I'd be fired. Not 30 minutes after sitting down, I sneezed and shat my pants. My boss still won't let me leave. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2015 15:40 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, despite having a stomach bug, I went into work, as my boss is overseas and had warned me not to take any sick leave until she returned. After 4 hours and vomiting twice, I left. She found out and sent me an email bitching me out for coming in sick. FML

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By StupidJob - 01/09/2016 23:23 - United States - Batavia

Today I was home sick from work because my doctor gave me a new pill that made me throw up violently. My boss called. I thought she was checking on me. She fired me instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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Make your mind up

By SickandTired - 22/03/2011 16:59 - Australia

Today, I went to work despite having a nasty cold. I didn't call up sick because last week when I called in, my boss said I was being "unprofessional and unacceptable." My boss sent me home with a written warning today, claiming that coming to work sick was "unprofessional and unacceptable." FML

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Emergency

By Ethan Sitzes - 25/06/2022 22:00

Today, I called into work because of a family emergency. My boss was understanding; my coworker? He tore me a new one because his wife wanted him to take the day off, which he didn't because it was going to be a tough day at work. He also threatened to find a way he could get me fired. FML

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DocDrose 20

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:05

He made you come in. he has to pay you.

colton_colton 49

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:07

You should've left your boss a surprise in the bathroom

Comments

DocDrose 20

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:05

He made you come in. he has to pay you.

Stazza11 27

Saturday 28 February 2015 2:06

Damn straight! Bloody piece of crap expected you to come in because he didn't believe you and still won't except the fact you were sick and won't pay you. Sounds like a right slave driving scum bag to me.

BlindlyWandering 17

Saturday 28 February 2015 2:48

That's the law. If he tries to argue, go to HR, in fact go tell HR everything anyway. That way if he tries any sort of bullshit at all, you already have evidence on your side.

Brandi_Faith 33

Saturday 28 February 2015 6:41

I agree with 33. I would go tell HR that you called in sick and your boss made you come in (so next time your boss will have to let you stay home), and tell them that he's threatening not to pay you. Let them know everything beforehand so if he tries to pull anything or tries to do the same thing next time your sick or to another employee, he can't! Telling HR will cover all your bases and hopefully protect you from his BS.

greencurtains74 11

Saturday 28 February 2015 8:09

That's law in the US and I'm sure many other places. Maybe not Malta.

Cyroline 3

Saturday 28 February 2015 18:11

Also I believe they are required to let you take sick days. They can't threaten to fire you for not coming in when you're sick.

falsecut 12

Sunday 1 March 2015 13:15

Well some jobs you're paid how much work you do, and not by the hour, and maybe that's why OP's boss said that they wouldn't pay.

MrsPegg 45

Wednesday 4 March 2015 12:00

I don't know about you all, but some bosses are horrible in that way. There's also the bosses POV that "if you really were sick, why did you come in?" And HR may agree saying how by coming in you're saying you're well enough to work. It's ridiculous and wrong but unfortunately the truth. Still, OP came in and did their best, so yeah, pay them their effin money!