Miscellaneous: Today, I have food poisoning. My boss told me that if I didn't...

By Anonymous - 06/06/2015 04:20 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I have food poisoning. My boss told me that if I didn't come into work, I'd be fired. Not 30 minutes after sitting down, I sneezed and shat my pants. My boss still won't let me leave. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2015 13:37 - United States - Palmer

Today, my boss forced me to come into work despite having a bad cold. While waiting a table, I violently sneezed and sprayed a child's face with snot. His dad got so pissed that my boss had to pretend to fire me just to calm him down. FML

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By not_fakingit - 22/09/2013 04:26 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, I joked with my boss about calling in sick to work tomorrow with food poisoning to avoid taking the Sunday shift. Tonight, I'm sitting on the toilet bowl in agonizing pain with combination diarrhea and vomiting. My shift starts in 3 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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By badbowel - 31/01/2018 13:00 - United States - Utica

Today, I was sick from both ends at work. My boss wouldn't let me go home, and told me to borrow a pair of spare pants to change into. I suffered another bout of gastroenteritis and shit someone else's pants. FML

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By hi! - 17/09/2021 14:00

Today, I called in sick for the first time. My boss said that if I didn’t show up, not only would he fire me, but he’d make sure I never find another job for the rest of my life. So I showed up to work with a bucket, puking every five minutes. My boss still made me stay the full nine hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2015 15:40 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, despite having a stomach bug, I went into work, as my boss is overseas and had warned me not to take any sick leave until she returned. After 4 hours and vomiting twice, I left. She found out and sent me an email bitching me out for coming in sick. FML

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By anon - 26/07/2010 04:22 - United States

Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML

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By Mark - 27/02/2015 18:24 - Malta - Naxxar

Today, I was feeling terrible so I called in sick to work. My boss refused to believe me and told me he'd fire me if I didn't come in. I dragged myself to work, only to spend most of the day glued to the toilet. Now he says I won't be paid for the day because I barely did any work. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 18:40 - United States

Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML

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By anon - 01/06/2018 01:30

Today, at work, I had a coughing fit so bad I actually shat myself. What felt like a gallon of liquid crap poured down my trouser leg onto the floor. I work in a competitive office and this happened in front of 30 spiteful coworkers who love posting pics online. FML

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Sunday 7 June 2015 0:16

This has to be against someone kind of law or policy. Please, for the good of mankind it has to be.

WCARlover 34

Sunday 7 June 2015 0:14

Wow you'd think he would at least do it partly for himself...ain't nobody want to be around that smell. Sorry OP :/

Comments

Nagas 4

Sunday 7 June 2015 0:28

Such a shitty guy.

bingalingading 12

Sunday 7 June 2015 16:07

get out.

Drnknmonkey08 12

Sunday 7 June 2015 0:31

you should go HOME, there are so Many infections you can get for being made to sit in your own "mess". rash, UTI, and the list goes on. you can clean it off yes, but it still soaks into the clothes. call HR and I'm sure they would love hearing about this about a boss, what he Did is degrading to you, and you can actually sue for something like this.

EclipseCandy6 24

Sunday 7 June 2015 0:41

Violation of human rights

WOTAN1488 24

Sunday 7 June 2015 0:49

Leave.

vikky538 28

Sunday 7 June 2015 0:53

He is not the boss he is a devil a monster.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 7 June 2015 1:04

Talk about an unrelentless boss...hope things get better OP

jberg583 12

Sunday 7 June 2015 1:13

Your boss sucks... Find a better job OP. Not every treats people like trash

Supertramp94 13

Sunday 7 June 2015 1:21

Man up and leave anyways. Spend a year unemployed traveling and learning about your home country. Go on to write a novel about your adventures and become a millionaire and then laugh at him for being a turd