Miscellaneous: Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

By ayw329 - 31/01/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

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You deserved it 17 054

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By sara - 13/05/2021 01:59 - Canada

Today, I have wasted so much time reading comments on this page that FML comments have become my favorite bedtime stories. FML

I agree, your life sucks 629

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By eh - 06/10/2014 19:12 - Azerbaijan - Baku

Today, my laziness reached a whole new level when I caught myself skipping the longer FML stories to read the shorter ones. FML

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Out of the frying pan…

By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 06:00

Today, I took a day off to read a book, but ended up with a headache from staring at a screen all day. FML

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You deserved it 621

"At least you've got a job" - Mr. Missingthepoint

By Anonymous - 13/09/2019 16:01

Today, I drove an hour to work, did nothing for 8 hours, drove an hour back, and then studied for 4 hours. This has been happening for weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 461

You deserved it 293

By Sotired - 01/03/2019 17:00 - United States - Medford

Today, after working 12 shifts in the past 8 days at 2 jobs and thinking today was a day off, I got the call that I misread my schedule and I was in fact scheduled. Got off at 2:30 am, work again at 9 am with 9 shifts to go this week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 427

You deserved it 359

By sampaloompy - 08/01/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

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You deserved it 8 207

By jamalinho - 11/05/2011 17:51 - Bangladesh

Today, I worked 12 long hours cooped up in my office. Before leaving, my boss asked me whether I'll ever take my job seriously. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 741

You deserved it 3 409

By Nic - 23/02/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, I just studied for 13.5 hours completely outlining a book for history. Thirty minutes before the test, I realized I had been reading the wrong book. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 822

You deserved it 43 012

By halza - 30/05/2016 11:03 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, after a long 16 hour shift, I was milliseconds from sleep when my girlfriend said she "wants to talk". I'm now writing this from the couch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 417

You deserved it 973

#LurkerForLife

By Anonymous - 03/08/2017 05:00

Today, I realized that my social life is so dead that the only thing I do that involves other people is read FML. I don't even participate in the comments. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 769

You deserved it 1 098

VivaLaJewFace 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 3:27

It is addicting.. I love chuckling at other people's expenses. xD

alicianoar 7

Wednesday 10 November 2010 12:00

i love how the people calling her fat or ugly don't have pictures.. scared of judgement?

Comments

snafu57 1

Saturday 19 December 2009 11:11

there may not be 12hrs worth of reading on the site, but you can read slow.

Tuptup_fml 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 0:06

Have you considered he read all the comments, too?

eeeeeeeeeee 0

Friday 29 January 2010 3:54

Yet for MLIA people this is normal.

mitchpally 0

Monday 15 February 2010 6:47

happened to me to bc my car is in the body shop

ouchthatsux 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 6:42

^this **** does some crazy shit to u :D

fuckelijahslife 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:25

haha, it is addicting, not your fault, but hey, were all addicted too, so think of us commenters as your AA, (:

tylahgrace 12

Wednesday 10 March 2010 5:19

3hours, I'm aiming for 13 to beat your record haha

ugofficial 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 13:22

^no life what so ever

ryguy997 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 6:45

if you read all the comments yeah..,

eatthefuckingtoa 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 0:39

Dude, I do that shit too! But only for 3 hours, tops.

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Today, I met up with my boyfriend early before work to have some "fun time". We hadn't had sex in a while and decided to try it doggy style, up against the wall. We had been doing it for about 15 minutes until he abruptly stopped and said, "I don't know if it's in." It was. FML

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Today, I fucked up by clicking on my ex's new partner's stories while deep-diving into their Instagram. Now they know I'm still lurking in the shadows of their social media because they can see who viewed their stories, and I can feel the judgment radiating through the screen. FML

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You deserved it 664

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Today, I fell asleep as my family drove to church. No one bothered to say anything about the drawings my siblings drew on my face until after church ended. FML

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You deserved it 5 809

Today, I sent a text message to this girl I've been flirting with for a while now saying "How about coffee?". To which she answered "Great idea, I'll go and make myself one right now". FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 179

You deserved it 3 378

Today, I got a spray tan. The lady asked what shade I wanted to be, and joking, I said the darkest. She took it seriously. Now no one can recognize me, and I have work tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 69 397

Today, I realized that in the 3 and half month relationship with a wonderful guy I truly like, so far I've masturbated more than the whole year I was single before I met him. FML

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You deserved it 258

Today, I got my first Android phone. Being aware that they are somewhat inclined to collecting data about you, I was still surprised when I had to tell the eBay app, of all things, that it wasn't allowed to know how much I exercise. FML

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You deserved it 200

Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to do the deed and she started popping zits on my chest. Then she said that I was killing the mood because my cat was meowing. FML

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You deserved it 261