Work: Today, I have a new boss. She claims to be a professional Angry...

By Username - 22/04/2011 14:42

Today, I have a new boss. She claims to be a professional Angry Birds player. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2013 21:48 - United States

Today, my co-worker and I played a game where we give each other the bird in whatever creative manner we could come up with. Deciding to be sneaky, I hid behind a wall with my middle finger up as I heard him walking into the office. It was my boss. FML

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By bobo - 24/04/2011 01:02 - Canada

Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML

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Today, at work I got told off by my manager for texting while working. Enraged by this, I trash talked her to the new girl at work. The new girl, a.k.a. my manager's daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2021 10:01

Today, I found out my "nice" boss was only nice to me for my first month. She's now started yelling at me for every little thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 10:30 - United States - Beaumont

Today, my boss threatened to fire me for killing him in Minecraft. FML

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Doortje 29

Friday 22 April 2011 19:15

Let's hope she doesn't think you're a pig.

seraphxchild 3

Friday 22 April 2011 19:15

psh best boss ever

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Miss_Michaela 10

Friday 22 April 2011 19:19

Well, I'm an amateur player. I have respect for your boss. :P

mintcar 9

Friday 22 April 2011 19:21

Angry Birds suck. Tiny Wings is better. :)

Miss_Michaela 10

Friday 22 April 2011 19:24

I bought Angry birds before Tiny Wings. Haven't had a chance at playing TW yet.

docscientist 9

Friday 22 April 2011 19:59

World of goo is betterest.

tesuan 0

Friday 22 April 2011 21:58

no minecraft is

SchiTzenGiglez 0

Friday 22 April 2011 23:05

I love that cat

docscientist 9

Friday 22 April 2011 23:26

We're talking iPhone games. Minecraft is indeed the greatest however.

r6_fml 4

Friday 22 April 2011 19:21

Sounds like a challenge. Bring it on bitch!

hilobude 0

Friday 22 April 2011 19:21

14 win.

flippers 0

Friday 22 April 2011 19:21

starcraft is an official sport in korea... :)

ElementTruth 2

Friday 22 April 2011 19:22

One FML that actually made me laugh.

PassTheDutch 0

Friday 22 April 2011 19:24

she must be really good. I think that ***** hard lol. but I don't think this is an FML kind of situation

mintcar 9

Friday 22 April 2011 19:23

Angry Birds suck. Tiny Wings is better. :)

aKid_namedIZ 1

Friday 22 April 2011 19:24

angry birds is a fun app but it pisses me off when I fail 50 times in a row

this_female 0

Friday 22 April 2011 19:25

I like * (:

l0v3p4in 7

Friday 22 April 2011 19:30

hehehe cute.

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