Work: Today, I have a new boss. She claims to be a professional Angry...

By Username - 22/04/2011 14:42

Today, I have a new boss. She claims to be a professional Angry Birds player. FML

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Today, my mother-in-law became my boss. FML

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Today, my boss came storming towards me, screaming just how tired she is with my constant bullshit. Already pissed off, I retorted that she's a bitch and should go lose some pounds. Turns out she was talking to her husband on her bluetooth headset. FML

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Today, I went to my boss with concerns that my manager is dumping her responsibilities on me. He agreed and told me to just do whatever she wants. She gets paid twice as much as me to talk on her cellphone all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2013 21:48 - United States

Today, my co-worker and I played a game where we give each other the bird in whatever creative manner we could come up with. Deciding to be sneaky, I hid behind a wall with my middle finger up as I heard him walking into the office. It was my boss. FML

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By bobo - 24/04/2011 01:02 - Canada

Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML

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By Don't text and work - 23/06/2009 05:04 - France

Today, at work I got told off by my manager for texting while working. Enraged by this, I trash talked her to the new girl at work. The new girl, a.k.a. my manager's daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2024 06:00 - Colombia - Corozal

Today, and ever since someone hired our new manager, she began threatening us, saying she was going to fire us because we "never work." In the meantime, she delegates her tasks, and is never available online. So, finally, our director thought she deserved a salary increase for… not actually doing her work. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2021 10:01

Today, I found out my "nice" boss was only nice to me for my first month. She's now started yelling at me for every little thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 10:30 - United States - Beaumont

Today, my boss threatened to fire me for killing him in Minecraft. FML

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Friday 22 April 2011 19:15

Let's hope she doesn't think you're a pig.

seraphxchild 3

Friday 22 April 2011 19:15

psh best boss ever

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Alicelover123 2

Friday 22 April 2011 20:55

At least if you need help on a level she can help you lol :P

pandabeargirl89 0

Friday 22 April 2011 21:22

Tiny wings is way better!

katybeanny 0

Friday 22 April 2011 21:30

that's sick

purpledd12 0

Friday 22 April 2011 21:38

yea it's now an olimpic sport im a pro too So is cut the rope I'm anpro at that too

MickysGlamKillz 0

Friday 22 April 2011 21:49

You Have A Cool Boss haha I Dont See How This is An "Fml" ?

ATLforever7 6

Friday 22 April 2011 22:03

How is that an FML? That's epic. It could be worse and she could be a total bitch. Count your blessings.

LadyKline412 0

Friday 22 April 2011 22:08

Angry Birds is where it's at fool!

AuB1419ER 0

Friday 22 April 2011 22:17

your dumb

Frijolero_92 1

Friday 22 April 2011 22:23

I agree, what's wrong with that :D

jennifer93 0

Friday 22 April 2011 22:23

she sounds like a cool boss! I love that game

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