Today, I halted a cab. It was 12 degrees and snowing outside. When I went to get in, a man shoved me away and I slipped on ice into dirty snow slush, and he stole my cab. As it drove off, the man flipped me off. FML
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Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML
Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
Today, a stranger pulled me out of the path of a speeding taxicab. He then took one look at my face, said, "I should've left you there", and walked away. FML
Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML
Today, I got chased, threatened and assaulted by a cab driver because I wouldn't take the credit card receipt. FML
Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML
Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML
Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
Today, the car I was in got pulled over by the police for making an illegal turn. I was in a cab. And he kept the meter running. FML
Today, I waited for 20 minutes to get a cab outside grand central station in New York (it was raining). Finally, to my relief, I found a cab but when I got in I let a little fart slip. Two minutes later the cabby kicked me out of his cab because I stunk. FML
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Chaith 16
Looks like you had different ideas about who halted that cab.
Pearljammer001 0
oh my god this is so anoying, it happens to me in grand theft auto all the time.... jk that sucks.
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Comments (122)
Ohmar 0
umm this is obviously fake water only freezes at 0 degrees
bubber 0
#78 you are a moron. Colorado is in the US where we use the fahrenheit scale of temp. Water Freezes at 32. In Celsius that would be about -10. Pull your head out of that warm dark place.
GiganTronic 0
No, that's freezing, which is 0 Celsius.
skeleton_skinner 0
He probably had to poop something dreadful and needed to get home asap!!!! Next time you see him, rip hid middle finger off and shove it up his ass....
Hey12389 0
what a beast
Magicrabbit_fml 0
wow....that guy sounds like a dirtbag
Emilyinroom483 7
HALT, CAB!
racerapj 10
So I herd u leik mudkipz?¿?¿
udonttouchme 0
are you african-american?
PwnerJohn 0
... really?
KYTRwerepyre 0
Today, i stopped a cab and this douche 2 buildings away ignored me and tried to steal my cab so i gently tapped him out of the way and he fell on his ass swearing at me so i flipped him off
madorange 0
12 degrees is pretty warm. unless ur just another stupid ******* American. get with the rest of the world and start using centigrade for temperautures. while ur at it, u might as well switch to the metric system too. weird brick heads.
tymarie2012 31
**** off asshole. not every American is stupid. and we don't have to switch metric systems.
caseDL6 12
metric is easier... but that doesn't mean people who use it are stupid. you're making all of us other nonamericans look like stuck up assholes.
caseDL6 12
*don't
cami197934 3
Your not switching metric systems... You would be switching TO the metric system..... Wow....
Erniesduck123 0
Am I the only one who thinks it is hailed a cab? Or can you use halt too?