By underachiever - Australia
Today, while on my graveyard shift at an inner-city backpackers lodge, a drunk pissed in a dorm at 4am. I had to clean up after him, wash all the luggage that got dowsed, clean up 2 separate piles of puke, and help 3 drunken Brits back to their room while they abused me. I have a science degree. FML
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By  jasonsaied  |  1

where the hell do you guys see unconscious poms?

  Ajjas013  |  6

There should be a group on Facebook.

I watched Unicorn Porn and didn't get my ass kicked!

  jasonsaied  |  1

where the hell do you guys see unconscious poms?

  Aah_Zombies  |  0

This ^ Why is this FML any worse because you have a science degree? Maybe you can get a boring job in a lab instead of a boring job cleaning up drunkards' puke.

  st0815  |  9

He has a degree and his native language is English. OP: get a job as an English teacher in Asia. Your living standard will probably be higher (income might be lower but expenses, too) you get to travel and have some fun.

By  Astraea  |  0

Education means nothing, really. It's the same here in Turkey, what you need is just good luck and some, oh more than some money and good connections.
Sorry for you.

  Back_In_Action  |  18

Ooh, watch yourself, pendatic. All the butthurt "WHO CARES GET A LIFE LOL" users will be flocking here soon because YOU CORRECTED SPELLING IN AN FML. Obviously, this is a huge red flag that you don't have a life.

  The_Disturbed  |  5

@Tazn1991, the OP was modded for clarity. Where it says "drunken Brits", I believe it originally read "3 unconscious poms", with "unconscious" spelt incorrectly.

By  Ajjas013  |  6

Fine, dissect them or some shit Mr. Science.

By  Ajjas013  |  6

I wanna be a firetruck!