More like you held in a fart for 20 minutes and let it off in the cab on purpose.

lolprotien boy is his name

SOMETIMES you cant hold it... farting is natural

Yes, and holding it in is natural, too. Sex is natural, but you don't see people f***ing in the backseat of taxis.

I was just taking apart the simple argument that it's okay just because it's natural. Obviously it's not comparable to sex. There was no other argument besides that. Anyway, it is not "impossible" to hold farts in. Sure, it hurts a lot to hold gas in all day, but to me it's unbelievably worth it to avoid situations like this. Not just the awkward situation, but to avoid the image that I'm a stinky slob. I have not farted in public since I was a kid.

19 made me laugh

are you fucking serious??? you cannot, ever, hold in a fart. Where the hell have you been living...

Far away from you, my friend. Far, far away from you.