Today, I halted a cab. It was 12 degrees and snowing outside. When I went to get in, a man shoved me away and I slipped on ice into dirty snow slush, and he stole my cab. As it drove off, the man flipped me off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML
Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
Today, a stranger pulled me out of the path of a speeding taxicab. He then took one look at my face, said, "I should've left you there", and walked away. FML
Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML
Today, I got chased, threatened and assaulted by a cab driver because I wouldn't take the credit card receipt. FML
Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML
Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML
Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
Today, the car I was in got pulled over by the police for making an illegal turn. I was in a cab. And he kept the meter running. FML
Today, I waited for 20 minutes to get a cab outside grand central station in New York (it was raining). Finally, to my relief, I found a cab but when I got in I let a little fart slip. Two minutes later the cabby kicked me out of his cab because I stunk. FML
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Top comments
Chaith 16
Looks like you had different ideas about who halted that cab.
Pearljammer001 0
oh my god this is so anoying, it happens to me in grand theft auto all the time.... jk that sucks.
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Comments (122)
Averizzle 0
What?
skyeyez9 25
That sucks! I have had bad expierences with rude people, but nothing like the OP's. fyl
bubber 0
You are either a pantywaist or he was huge. No one would do that to me and still be able to give me the finger.
Oneromed 0
**** the driver for actually driving off after that. Thats some bull.
XxBlackamusPrime 5
he was like cloth...oh sht *teleport* he didn't have clothes on
alin123 0
lmaoo my cab bitch!! he made you eat the snow haha
myownenemy 0
12 degrees is not cold. -12 is.
tymarie2012 31
he's talking about farenheit. not celsious.
caseDL6 12
that's still -10 C which is still not that cold...
iCam808 0
I wud have chased after that cab and at the next stop light drag him out and kick his teeth in
RIKANA 0
I hope your allright... some people well do that if there in a hurry. other times there just plain mean. RI
spguy 0
id be super pissed if that happened to me. u should have seriously chased after it and possibly through a rock at it. not to brake it just so the driver would stop. get in the cab and beat the guys face in to the cold ground and shove dirty snow with dog piss in it down his mouth.