Today, I halted a cab. It was 12 degrees and snowing outside. When I went to get in, a man shoved me away and I slipped on ice into dirty snow slush, and he stole my cab. As it drove off, the man flipped me off. FML
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Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML
Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
Today, a stranger pulled me out of the path of a speeding taxicab. He then took one look at my face, said, "I should've left you there", and walked away. FML
Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML
Today, I got chased, threatened and assaulted by a cab driver because I wouldn't take the credit card receipt. FML
Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML
Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML
Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
Today, the car I was in got pulled over by the police for making an illegal turn. I was in a cab. And he kept the meter running. FML
Today, I waited for 20 minutes to get a cab outside grand central station in New York (it was raining). Finally, to my relief, I found a cab but when I got in I let a little fart slip. Two minutes later the cabby kicked me out of his cab because I stunk. FML
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Chaith 16
Looks like you had different ideas about who halted that cab.
Pearljammer001 0
oh my god this is so anoying, it happens to me in grand theft auto all the time.... jk that sucks.
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Comments (122)
Tummy_tumble 0
**** him up.
NTTJB 0
it would be even funnier if that turned out to be The Cash Cab
element115 0
use mace next time
pseudonomous 0
@#78 BAHAHA!! Water freezes at 32 degrees, retard!! If you're going to post something, make sure it's a real fact first!
Splayd 10
Actually, water freezes at minus thirty-two degrees Fahrenheit, not thirty-two degrees. Furthermore, water freezes at zero degrees Celsius, so either way, it could have recently been cold enough to freeze the water.
bootystank 0
i would have ****** him up with a bat .... ten concussions later, i would have put him on a bridge.... flip him off and push him off.... a bridge not over water(muahhh ha ha ha!!!!!)
beastwill64 16
there is no way that's a real FML but if so that mans a ass wipe
streetrodd67 0
How ever said u deserved it has no class at all !!! Ladies first
worldclassrager 41
That's a series of unfortunate events...take the bus?
Sausageburger2 13
If its 12 degrees then it's WAY too hot for snow.