Today, I halted a cab. It was 12 degrees and snowing outside. When I went to get in, a man shoved me away and I slipped on ice into dirty snow slush, and he stole my cab. As it drove off, the man flipped me off. FML
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Chaith
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Looks like you had different ideas about who halted that cab.
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Pearljammer001
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oh my god this is so anoying, it happens to me in grand theft auto all the time.... jk that sucks.
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Chaith
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Looks like you had different ideas about who halted that cab.
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Averizzle
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The man wins for being hilarious.
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reyemrein
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it was probably the cash cab
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majones
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If that was the cash cab, that would've epic win for the dude. Sadly, the op is from Colorado.
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wooow_sucks_for_
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that sounds more like boston
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Pail17
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We can only hope to see someone being pushed over on the next cash cab. :]
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dannytheshmoop
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lmaoo 12 degrees ain't cold are u from Spain 12 is like average lol u get cold way easy
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nmsm
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@14
cashcab in Colorado?
cashcab in Colorado?
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mzhonesty
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#66: He's from Colorado. I'm pretty sure he meant 12°F, which is about -11°C. Either you're thinking Celsius, or you must really like cold weather. D:
OP: Wow. It's times like this that I just WISH that I could do the things I eventually get away with in GTA. That man deserves to be shot through the glass.
OP: Wow. It's times like this that I just WISH that I could do the things I eventually get away with in GTA. That man deserves to be shot through the glass.
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WhatANoob
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was the man Stone Cold Steve Austin?
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racer337
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ha ha fyl! That's funny tho. That guy is awesome.
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raghavfyl
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fake it can't snow if it's 12 degrees
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drakem
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Freezing in American terms is 30 degress, so i don't see what you're getting at.
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titanic12beth
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it's flipped me off? I always thought it was flicked you off...
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titan87
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Both work
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Ajjas013
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Mario wouldn't have slipped :(
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Bewitched_fml
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^ lol nice
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nadyy14
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agree:)
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jamieboy11
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hah nerd ••••••/^^^
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humorizer
| 14
Is this a reference to that FML about sliding on ice?
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c0nfuzzled
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humorizer, fail ^^^^^
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foxytrot
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awe. that's awful. I'm sorry. there r soooo Manu things I wouldve done to him
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iDollFace
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I wouldve followed him then shot him for embarrassing me and making me wait in the cold for his own rude selfish needs.
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phara_fml
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You would have followed him...and the shot him?
Wow.
FYL for being a crazy-ass.
And sorry OP, that really sucks lol
Wow.
FYL for being a crazy-ass.
And sorry OP, that really sucks lol
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chrisback5
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I concur.
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soccer060
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or just start yellin terrorist and point at his cab
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LiznessMonster
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win :)
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gigi37
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That's just effed up...blah, the things people do nowadays
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jessxoxo28
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i agree :( people could be so cruel!
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thecool444
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Wow that sucks
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Ajjas013
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Hookers also get rejected at some point in there career. Kinky loss makes up for about 5% of the unemployment rate because of the hookers that get fired.
They're thrown into the 'dirty slush' pile.
They're thrown into the 'dirty slush' pile.
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_swimcutie_
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People are sooo annoying, I mean WTH? I would have so mad!
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Ajjas013
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He flipped the snow birdie and drove away. It's too bad he wasn't a Pokemon trainer.
GO ARTICUNO! I CHOOSE YOU!
GO ARTICUNO! I CHOOSE YOU!
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Sun_Kissed18
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He seems pleasant.
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xHabsfanx
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The weather makes people crazy these days, or were they crazy to begin with? o.O