By deadandwasted - United States
Today, I halted a cab. It was 12 degrees and snowing outside. When I went to get in, a man shoved me away and I slipped on ice into dirty snow slush, and he stole my cab. As it drove off, the man flipped me off. FML
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  mzhonesty  |  0

#66: He's from Colorado. I'm pretty sure he meant 12°F, which is about -11°C. Either you're thinking Celsius, or you must really like cold weather. D:

OP: Wow. It's times like this that I just WISH that I could do the things I eventually get away with in GTA. That man deserves to be shot through the glass.

By  Ajjas013  |  6

Mario wouldn't have slipped :(

By  Ajjas013  |  6

Hookers also get rejected at some point in there career. Kinky loss makes up for about 5% of the unemployment rate because of the hookers that get fired.

They're thrown into the 'dirty slush' pile.

By  Ajjas013  |  6

He flipped the snow birdie and drove away. It's too bad he wasn't a Pokemon trainer.