By jseid2 - 15/01/2014 05:54 - United States - San Leandro

Today, my students unanimously agreed, in front of me, that the only reason they take my course is to look at my ass. FML
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Same thing different taste

Taking pictures

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
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Top comments

What is a donkey doing in your classroom?

JMichael 25

I'm kinda curious to take your class now.


What is a donkey doing in your classroom?

That's not necessarily weird for young boys to think like that... However admitting it to a professor is a whole different story.

Hey just because they were there to look at a donkey doesn't mean they wanted to do anything else with it, 9. Let's not assume the worst.

perdix 29

#9, it kinda is. Most young boys are more into *******. Only as we age do we begin to appreciate the shapely ass. Those kids are ahead of their time!

#9 did you even read his comment before replying?

34, I think he merely commented off #1 to get noticed for his comment

countryrose92 23

Right? Take it as a compliment that you are the teacher that the boys crush on! Congrats. ;)

help me out here please, how do we know the OP is female?

GingerRoot 13

Good point! What if op is a dude?

If OP is Male FHL for possible jail bait reasons. but on the other hand if they chose the class it is more likely a college course in which case I think students are fair game after the class is over.

High schools have elective courses as well like home economics, business/economics courses, and trade courses like auto shop and computer building. Could be one of those.

I have a feeling OP is a man. Then again I could just be making an ass of myself.

It's most likely high school with electives because who's going to take a whole college course to look at the ass of what could be a male as OP never specified. I'm going for high school electives.

That's not the kind of compliment that I would want.

Your comment will forever be remember in FML history for being funny as hell.

hcollins1 18

94, so it's only bad and 'possible jail bait' if OP were a male? Last time I checked, women can get into just as much trouble as a man if they hooked up with a minor.

JMichael 25

I'm kinda curious to take your class now.

Damian95 16

I'd personally take that as a compliment. At least they are taking your course.

plot twist: OP is a guy with a lean body and exquisitely shaped behind. *drooling*

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We don't know the age of the students she teaches, if they're in high school it's honestly not surprising.

There are worse things student can do than stare at their teachers butt

Most people don't look for an ass in a guy, so if the teacher is a guy and people take his class to look at his ass, he must have the sexiest ass ever. The ass of all ages. The ass to end all worlds: assageddon.

Amo1216 19

Day = Made #115! Best comment ever!

Das_is_gud 11

It's not like there's a button to say you liked #115's comment


Once some asshole lifted up a women teachers skirt and took pictures. Thankfully he was caught. Lol #115 asscalypse I think I'm trying too hard nice comment mate.

Apparently traits given to normal males after millions of years of evolution are "gross". Get over yourself...

JamesGregoryLor 8

Rip one in front of them to turn then off - Or just wear baggier pants. I know I'd be super self conscious facing the chalk board now....

I know I would definitely wear not so flattering clothes and probably some A-line skirts after that comment in an attempt to actually make the students pay attention. I have a cousin who teaches history to high schoolers and she is young and very curvy so she also had this problem with the boys. I mean I can understand that their hormones are acting up at that age, but seriously some people just need to learn some basic respect.

This reminds me of an episode from Everybody Hates Chris, where Chris's brother has a teacher thats really attractive so he stopped paying attention in class.

I watched that episode last night and thought of this too! he didn't even know his own name when he was looking at her xD

wellthen7154 12

Now there are things we don't know. What if OP's ass is SO nice that even a good A-Line skirt cannot hide it? Or what if... OP actually has just a weirdly shaped ass so all the weirdos take their class to stare at it because it is just the weirdest thing. You. Never. Know.

Or op could wear an apron to cover it up.

perdix 29

Butt who is coming up with all the wise cracks?

I bet you've been waiting to crack that joke.

I see no problem in waiting for the right opening.

perdix 29

#28, I've been holding that one in for a long time. It feels good to excrete it from the dark recesses within.

GingerRoot 13
gingaa96 18

At least they didn't say that behind her back.. It could be worse OP

No telescopes needed for this course in ASStrology. Heavenly bodies on Earth.

They SHOULD call it asstrology, since everything they say is pulled right out from where the sun don't shine.

Maybe you could share a link with a photo, so we can decide if you deserved it or not...

Umm is that legal...... Or socially acceptable I'm not sure myself either way I'd consider that kind of a nono.... However if she said yes then there ain't anything to say eh

How is that illegal. Last time I checked it is legal to send photos of one's gluteus Maximus

At least you have a great ass! :) might be a little awkward now though

A little awkward, huh? I don't think she'll be able to walk into class for a while after a crack like that.

Zaketh2112 10

Actually, she's walking in before the crack

which head is paying more attention in class??

marrkkoopolo 1

As long they dont touch it's cool right?