Today, I had to walk through the blistering snow, because my boss needed something really important: cream cheese. FML
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Today, my boss had me walk a mile to the nearest store to get food for a party because she didn't want to lose her parking space at work. Her shopping list had two gallons of juice and a 10lb bag of ice... I had my legs and arms. FML
Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML
Today, I had to spend five days at work, as we were expecting a snow storm and my position must be staffed at all times. My boss stocked the fridges with food, which sounds nice, but it was all frozen dinners and junk food. I've had so much diarrhea that my asshole is chapped and bleeds when I wipe. FML
Today, is the blizzard. I have to go into work, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't show up. I sent him a picture of the snow completely covering my car. He said I moved the snow there and could move it back. FML
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, my power went out due to a huge snow storm. I was in desperate need of candles and flashlights. I had to walk to the store since the roads were closed. I walked 4 miles in the blizzard. When I got home, the power came back on. FML
Today, I woke up with a skull-splitting headache. I braved the wind and freezing temperatures to get to work. Today is also the day my boss thought it would be cute to let the elementary school band play at our office. FML
Today, I shoveled snow at work. I had to because my co-workers refused to "get sick." I told my co-workers if anyone needs me, just tell them I'm shoveling snow. Our boss asked for me and they said that I left without punching. This also happened when I went out to water the flowers in the summer. FML
Today, I braved the winter weather conditions to get to a clinic for a prescription anti-diarrhea medication. When I arrived to find it closed, I turned around to walk to my car where I slipped on the ice. The impact made me simultaneously bruise my elbow and shit myself. FML
Today, because of the gas crisis in my state, we had to stop taking delivers at the pizza place I work at. Someone asked if we could walk it to them. My manager agreed. FML
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lolsan 0
...blistering snow?
musicalibrary 4
Gotta' love cheese in a creamy form!
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musicalibrary 4
Gotta' love cheese in a creamy form!
thor89 0
OMG please tell me he got the cream cheese
Horney4her69 0
hell yes it's important.
reyemrein 0
"Blistering Snow"?????
deathcab7 0
^ my thoughts exactly. thats like an oxymoron
mfmylifesrsly 30
16 you have pretty eyes :)
succubusprime 0
Your boss's position in your company is to tell you what to do. He told you to get cream cheese. ydi for complaining about your job.
nmsm 1
YDI for saying blistering snow.
DGross 8
#16 Our eyes match colors... very cool :-) and OT: Creamcheese it great on date and nut bread... snow can cause blisters... did you not wear shoes OP?
xdyingxwishx 0
haha i noticed that too
asianwolf 2
if it's so important ask for a bonus first. you get extra cash.
theian01 3
It's so cold I got blisters.
heeheeblack 0
suck it up Pansy
dude247 0
I know right #15 who says blistering snow usually it's blistering heat
Zills 0
"I've got blisters on my fingers!" had to do it. Freezing cold blistering heat Canadians know best about cold weather. :p my lake is 2 ft thick still.
mtr_fml 0
mmmm I like cream cheese
mikeyj5 0
your boss is a doosh
babybubz 0
douche*
hendyzero20 0
no his boss must be p. diddy.
ISLIM_SHADYI 0
so 16 and 26 when you gonna I've me a video of you two scissoring?
mn_mpls 0
omg I had to walk across the desert so now I have severe frostbite!
futtgoredo 0
u don't describe snow as blistering retard
My2864 1
so? just say go get it yourself hes your boss not owner
nevergo 10
Was it uphill both ways in your bare feet for 10 miles? This sounds like something my grandpa used to always say. Except instead of getting cream cheese he was going to school.
mcal2013 0
u fail
srgspartan117 8
blistering snow? I thought snow was cold not so that it's cold?
Ryanmatuszak 5
theres a thing called driving
nutycowboy 3
really??!!what's your job??!!
Toxxic_Blackout 0
Seriously, what kind of job do you have? Quick fix: Refuse/ get a better job, or get a car.
Monikabug 9
Well, Idk about the OP but when I was 16 and worked for Applebee's they used to send me on runs to the grocery store for Whipped Cream. Cans and cans and cans of the stuff. my guess is the OP is a personal assistant. Anyways, FYL OP that sucks!
writergirl69 0
Dear, that'd be because whipped cream is kind of in Applebee's food.
PsychoMerk 0
I'm guessing he had a bagel! :D
helo2 0
I like those
Pixie333 6
Haha! How can you not have cream cheese with your bagel?!
PsychoMerk 0
I know, right?! :DDD
nomnommonster 0
he could have been making a cheesecake. we may never know...
cowgod 0
fml is acting homosexual again
cheyenneeeeeee 0
ok if you don't like it then why are you working there?
beffburger 0
ummm.... just maybe because they need the money??? Wake up, this is the real worls
screwballjtw 0
beffburger fails at comprehension
lolsan 0
...blistering snow?
Slai_fml 3
That's what I was thinking!
BeefyQueefy 14
They must have meant 'blustering'
applesmoothiee 2
If you got paid for it then that's a good deal. ;)
fisheatsbear 6
It'd be even better if they got payed in cream cheese :D
jamiebuczko 0
#14 or get paid in gum!
FYLDeep 26
YDI for not making sure that the kitchen is always well stocked. I hope your making him a sammich too in order to make up for all the time he had to spend waiting for his cream cheese.
containsnosoy 0
You didn't have to do anything kid.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Yep. A few questions: 1. Does frostbite cause blisters? If so, I can overlook the blistering snow thing and move on to 2. Was it the same weather you managed to get yourself to work in? 3. Is that part of your job? It sounds awful but if it is what you get paid to do, you have to suck it up. FYL for having a crap job.
The_Great_Zucchi 15
Freezing is not unlike burns: First degree = red skin Second degree = blisters Third degree = dead tissue A lesson I learned the hard way: don't go out all day without something to cover your ears when it's -20C outside or suffer blisters on your ears...