Today, I had to walk through the blistering snow, because my boss needed something really important: cream cheese. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss had me walk a mile to the nearest store to get food for a party because she didn't want to lose her parking space at work. Her shopping list had two gallons of juice and a 10lb bag of ice... I had my legs and arms. FML
Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML
Today, I had to spend five days at work, as we were expecting a snow storm and my position must be staffed at all times. My boss stocked the fridges with food, which sounds nice, but it was all frozen dinners and junk food. I've had so much diarrhea that my asshole is chapped and bleeds when I wipe. FML
Today, is the blizzard. I have to go into work, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't show up. I sent him a picture of the snow completely covering my car. He said I moved the snow there and could move it back. FML
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, my power went out due to a huge snow storm. I was in desperate need of candles and flashlights. I had to walk to the store since the roads were closed. I walked 4 miles in the blizzard. When I got home, the power came back on. FML
Today, I woke up with a skull-splitting headache. I braved the wind and freezing temperatures to get to work. Today is also the day my boss thought it would be cute to let the elementary school band play at our office. FML
Today, I shoveled snow at work. I had to because my co-workers refused to "get sick." I told my co-workers if anyone needs me, just tell them I'm shoveling snow. Our boss asked for me and they said that I left without punching. This also happened when I went out to water the flowers in the summer. FML
Today, I braved the winter weather conditions to get to a clinic for a prescription anti-diarrhea medication. When I arrived to find it closed, I turned around to walk to my car where I slipped on the ice. The impact made me simultaneously bruise my elbow and shit myself. FML
Today, because of the gas crisis in my state, we had to stop taking delivers at the pizza place I work at. Someone asked if we could walk it to them. My manager agreed. FML
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lolsan 0
...blistering snow?
musicalibrary 4
Gotta' love cheese in a creamy form!
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Comments (123)
ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0
total coworker abuse.
FarSide 23
Well at least you didn't give your teacher a ******** for an A.
WordsOfHope 0
back in my day, we had to walk 6 miles in the cold with no shoes. all we had was a stick in the mud! damn youngons...
Youdontwinfriend 0
Uphill both ways?
wazzaah 0
you must be a kissass
samus42 0
op, you are spineless.
uxoriouswidow 0
Still beats doing actual work.
CW001 0
You should have said no.
itsjustme13 0
blistering snow doesn't make sense. that would mean the snow is hot, thus blistering. but snow isn't hot, or blistering. =]
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