By Anonymous - 12/06/2015 02:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML
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Reider022 16

Their problem for not putting a sign on the door, either that or you picked out some good drugs.

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MandyO 15

At least you'll never have to see those employees ever again.

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MandyO 15

At least you'll never have to see those employees ever again.

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Dreamsorrow93 24

It was still a shitty situation to be in.

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Brandi_Faith 33

Not necessarily true. I go to the same drug store every month to pick up my prescriptions and I've been going there for years. I also go there to pick up some makeup or milk or whatever when I only need to grab 1 or 2 things.

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ZelmaSlayer 30

Take your shitty pun and flush it down the toilet... Oh wait.

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RoboCunnilingus 23

I can't give you a thumbs up, but I won't give you a thumbs down either because the urine pun saved this comment.

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Exodus9 10

Let's get it out of they way. That's a pretty shitty situation.

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slingerslasher 24

Someone already got it out of the way it was shitty enough the first time around too

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Milk_Emperor 8

This happened to my ex-roommate once, except it was my gramps fixing the toilet.

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tormcn 26

I'd imagine, like your gramps it would be worse since they have to fix the toilet.

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Reider022 16

Their problem for not putting a sign on the door, either that or you picked out some good drugs.

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peceout 29

English isn't my first language and when I read "drug store" I was super confused until I realized what they meant. It happens everytime hahah!

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Reider022 16

With some of the law changes that have happened who knows what kind of drug store they're talking about haha xD

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sarahyep 17

Here comes the shitty situation puns.. But honestly that would of been an awkward encounter, on the bright side you probably won't see those people ever again

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KayDee29 31

That first sentence you decided to type out is just as bad as the puns.

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NotAKumquat 4

As is every first comment regarding the puns. oh well

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SammieIsabella 15

All you need to do is smile awkwardly as you make your way to the door and become one of the many stories they tell of why they hate their job and would like to quit.

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swanheart 35

That's why you always do a test flush before using an unfamiliar toilet. If it makes you feel better though - you're not the first person this has happened to, nor will you be the last

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nonsensical 26

if everyone does a test flush that's a huuuuuge waste of water... I don't like your idea, I'm sorry

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IDerive 12

It doesn't waste water... What it does waste is the electricity and time it takes to clean the water to reuse it...

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swanheart 35

No need to apologise, I think I'll survive! :)

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