Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was so desperate to pee that I used the only bathroom in the convenience store I was in, which was “Employees Only.” Well, the door got stuck and I had to get an employee to let me out. FML
Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML
Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at work at a nursing home. While reaching for the toilet paper, I accidently pushed the emergency button. The nursing supervisors broke into the washroom to help. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom at work. The lock on the stall door broke, and I couldn't open it. I was all alone and I started having a mini panic attack. After several minutes of frantically trying to fix the lock and hyperventilating, I realized I could just crawl under the door. FML
Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML
Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML
Today, I was working at my job at a McDonald's. I was on my break, so I went to use the restroom. When I finished, I tried to open the door, but the lock broke. I was stuck in the basement bathroom for 20 minutes. FML
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Top comments
Reider022 16
Their problem for not putting a sign on the door, either that or you picked out some good drugs.
MandyO 15
At least you'll never have to see those employees ever again.
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Comments (75)
ProSwimmerFL 16
Ha that's great
devinaww 15
I think you "handled" it as well as anyone can under the shit-uation, no worries OP
Kaalschneid 21
THEY deserve it. ever here of an out of order sign?
mazinaru 6
If the toilets water tank has a removable lid like most home toilets you can open that and pull on the lever inside. Now you know :)
Supertramp94 13
Take the lid off the back and flush it manually next time it's not like the water in the tank is used
Hunkapoo 19
not your fault, they should have put up a sign or something so you'd know right away.
Unbearable_fml 21
"Today, I walked back into my workplace's bathroom to fix the toilet, as the handle had broken off. Just as I arrived, a guy came out of the stall. When I looked, I discovered he had just taken a huge dump. FML"
Hunkapoo 19
LOL! the person who had to deal with it would probably write exactly this. I think this is a FML for both of their lives
lagreeni 16
It would sound better without the "After". Tinge more dramatic
fantasyworld 39
What's with all these poop FMLs lately?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
At least they were coming to fix it. It could have been some other customer instead. And plus, as soon as they fixed it (which I'm sure didn't take long), they could easily flush it. Not a big deal, but they should have put up a sign or something.