Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML
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Today, I was so desperate to pee that I used the only bathroom in the convenience store I was in, which was “Employees Only.” Well, the door got stuck and I had to get an employee to let me out. FML
Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML
Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at work at a nursing home. While reaching for the toilet paper, I accidently pushed the emergency button. The nursing supervisors broke into the washroom to help. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom at work. The lock on the stall door broke, and I couldn't open it. I was all alone and I started having a mini panic attack. After several minutes of frantically trying to fix the lock and hyperventilating, I realized I could just crawl under the door. FML
Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML
Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML
Today, I was working at my job at a McDonald's. I was on my break, so I went to use the restroom. When I finished, I tried to open the door, but the lock broke. I was stuck in the basement bathroom for 20 minutes. FML
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Reider022 16
Their problem for not putting a sign on the door, either that or you picked out some good drugs.
MandyO 15
At least you'll never have to see those employees ever again.
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Comments (75)
Kidjazzin 17
That must have been awkward..
MisterGasMoney 16
If there wasn't a sign, then it isn't your fault...
Megatron_Griffin 25
"I can't poop in strange places...I can only poop in my home. It's why I never wander..it's why I never Rome" That sucks OP, I literally hate going in public places for fear of stuff like that happening..the only time I could do it was when I worked at a public place..really had no choice, but it is like getting paid to poop :P. Like the others said though, they should've had a sign up, sorry you got stuck in that situation
Hunkapoo 19
im sorry but why so many down votes for this? I'm new here lol.
Preposterous 8
63, mostly because there wasn't much relevant information. The quote itself would've been fine alone. The rambling anecdote was unnecessary (no one asked) and she simply repeated what had already been said in previous comments. Essentially, she was just talking to talk and that's fairly despised by some.
Megatron_Griffin 25
Was a family guy reference and was just joking around. My apologies for not reading every comment other people had posted. 63 people on this site get butt hurt way to easily.
Megatron_Griffin 25
Seriously, never seen so many negative people in my life haha lighten up people
FlyersHockey 9
That's a story to tell your grandkids one day.
dreamful_artist 14
I mean if they didn't put up a sign, it's kinda their fault for not making it known.
ProfessorMctitie 20
Be proud of your poop
shaenasinclair 19
Oh dear
CyberSeeker 20
At least you could act like it wasn't you
_awwhellnaw_ 45
They were there for ten minutes, anyone else would've left straight away and said it was broken. The employees were waiting for them, ergo they can't pretend it wasn't them.
Brandi_Faith 34
Pretty sure it was a joke 30. :)
Firn 8
Run far and run fast. Never visit that place again..
esamolwan 18
Hopefully this will be the last time you ever see them