By candice - 01/11/2011 09:09 - Reserved

Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML
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J3R3MYY 14

$50 dollars worth O_o damn OP, I can barely eat a tenth of that.

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FarSide 22

Depends on if it was Godiva Raspberry Truffles, or Brach's Candy Corn...

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drawmesunshine 17

I like candy corn.

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LucianDeSouza 4

Don't blame yourself . No one can resist the candies !

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Ecklcakes 15

But that much and most people would feel shit very early on...

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Corygerm 9

That's a lot of candy considering out can buy a huge ass bag for 2.99$

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teresa96706 29

Actually that depends where you live. Where I live everything in general is pretty expensive compared to the mainland. So a big bag of candy is worth $5- $15 depending what stores you go to and what type of candy you buy (generic or name-brand)

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marpay 11

Where I live it would get you about 500 pieces of candy. The giant bags of candy (name brand) here are $20 a piece + tax.

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evilplatypus 38

I live in a fairly populous area, near some of the larger candy distributers and a five pound bag of candy will usually run you about 12 bucks.

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ArcadePie 10

In ireland you can buy a shit load of sweets for barely any money

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crazychick1269 7

105 yea and in america to

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VeganVampyre 26

Where I live you get a box of 50-60 mini candy bars for about 12$ or 100-125 for about 18$, depending on what type it is and what the date is.

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Insane_Tea 15

OP: "Sorry kids, i'm all outta candy!" *Attempts to wipe away chocolate moustache* Kids: "Fat ass."

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apology89 2

Damn you have got to be the biggest jerk I know

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AmethystRain 20

Next year, get out of the house and go somewhere. Or else buy your candy at the last minute so there's no time to snack on it.

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HannahJoButtons 2

Or just don't buy candy...I mean...you wont have any to give the kids either way...

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DocBastard 38

You ate $50 worth of candy? Are you insane? Do you know how many tacos you could have bought for $50??

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belkinbra 12

I love you.……… so much. Marry me?

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drawmesunshine 17

I'm guessing about 50 tacos. Or 100 of Crack in the Box's nasty-ass, pisspoor, meat-sludge-deep-fried-in-a-corn-tortilla, pathetic excuses for tacos. I prefer quality over quantity, and I'd at the very least reach for some Taco Bell. At least they've settled on imitating one culture, rather than twenty.

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shorty_gurlie 8

Best. Reply. Ever.

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j_cat187 19

I'd trick or treat if they handed out crisp tacos

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leogirl95 12

Just turn your porch light off and keep all of it for yourself. :D

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teresa96706 29

Porch light for an apartment? How strange..

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marpay 11

Mine has one. I would have to unscrew it if I wanted to turn it off but still, it's there right in front of my door.

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crackz12 10

OP already ate it. Nothing more to keep.

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My_Nightmare 19

My current and former apartment both have porch lights. Why is that strange to you?

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