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Same thing different taste
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what'd you do, jump into an army base?
Guess he forgot to put Ninja Pro on.
#5 Uses Riot Shield! To deflect #14's sarcastic comment...
Hey 14. Umadbro?
#14 how clever, he's number #6...
Should have used attack dogs.... Maybe a Uav.
Look before you leap.
Well, at least you lived to post this on FML.
call of duty sucks
42- To bad they can all hop over it... What we really need is a moat.
LA, gang capital.
One problem he doesn't have hardline and his kdr sucks
and in about every other country
Sounds like OP forgot to turn on ghost pro and use his blackbird UAV... So close...
This is so fake
Yes!
North Korea is best Korea
Your mom sucks
Yup!!!
Drug deal
Did you jump over the border?
*singing* smoking weed in the back
At least u lived to post this :)
or he just lives in Iran
And not surprisingly, you live in the US
HANDS UP, WHAT ARE YOU REACHING FOR? My phone, I have to make a post real quick.
HEY BRO WHY YOU IN MY BACKYARD?!?! I was ehh getting my football. Sounds like someone hopped the wrong fence... Let me hope it was the military and for some odd reason you or your friend live next to area 51... Other than that, don't use medical tape on yo sack.
Um with the last part of your comment you commented on the FML before this one which was about learning the hard way. Yeah I just wanted to say that.
Realy..... This gets a "YDI" just becAuse it is unbelievable. They pull guns you don't live....
they do if its in the ghetto.
Hopefully you got your football back then
I think their lives are a little more important atm.
All depends on where the football is if there surrounded with it I guess but yea I'd probably take off
Did you take off running? haha i would have shit my pants.
Run from guns pointed at your face? Good luck with that.
Yup, you don't run faster than bullets
good observation
I do...
All the other kids with their pumped up kicks better run better run, outrun my gun Or faster than my bullet :o.
Stupid comment.
What were you trying to accomplish? Something witty?
*facepalm*
Good job, Captain Obvious do you want a cookie for that?
No shit -_-
Yep, it literally was. Swing and a miss, bro.
No shit?
You didn't look before you jumped all the way over? YDI
Yes, because we all can look over walls now-a-days! We're magical!
Whaa? no one else has x-ray vision?
I think 10 meant when they got to the top of the wall, why didn't they peek over. Lay off...
Well obviously they needed the football. They just spent the last of their money on guns.
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what'd you do, jump into an army base?
THUG LIFE.