Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my deranged coworker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was at his funeral. FML
Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML
Today, I proudly gave my grandma a picture I had drawn for her. She didn't seem thrilled with it, and afterwards the rest of my family seemed upset. Nobody could fathom why I drew grandma a picture of a graveyard for her 85th birthday. It was suppose to be a bridge. FML
Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends. She didn't know which one I was. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for a romantic dinner, since we can't see each other this Valentine's Day. Halfway through, my aunt called, telling me my grandma had died. I had to leave because I was crying so much, leaving my girlfriend with a very pricey bill. FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
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msjoyfull84 0
Sounds like a healthy relationship.
nontoxicpuppydog 5
Bitch should have been at the funeral with you.
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Comments (229)
CJeanne 2
ABORT ABORT!!! Seriously, it's absurd that someone who cares about you would suggest such a thing. Get out now op.
undead12314 0
Hey I saw you lived I'n Cali I'm guessing, I had a question. Is it bad there? I'm going to college and I dnt wnna get shot lol. I heard it's really bad and gang related
good41thing198 7
Just another bitch who can't grasp incestuous necrophilia.
JaysFanStu 3
Dump her now.
dubsweets 0
Why wasn't she there to support you in the first place?
Evie_fml 14
When you're taking photos of your dead relatives in their coffins to prove your innocence, there's something seriously wrong with your relationship. Sorry for your loss, but I suggest you also lose your girlfriend.
jellitonoctopus 19
57- you poor soul, don't come to California.
Techtacular 0
I guess this was a moment of "pics or it didn't happen".
mike3775 39
If she is that insecure, time to dump her and move onto someone better
blazinjsin 5
Either she should have been there with you in the first place, or you should have dumped her as soon as she even mentioned that you might not be at the funeral