Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my deranged coworker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was at his funeral. FML
Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML
Today, I proudly gave my grandma a picture I had drawn for her. She didn't seem thrilled with it, and afterwards the rest of my family seemed upset. Nobody could fathom why I drew grandma a picture of a graveyard for her 85th birthday. It was suppose to be a bridge. FML
Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends. She didn't know which one I was. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for a romantic dinner, since we can't see each other this Valentine's Day. Halfway through, my aunt called, telling me my grandma had died. I had to leave because I was crying so much, leaving my girlfriend with a very pricey bill. FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
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Top comments
msjoyfull84 0
Sounds like a healthy relationship.
nontoxicpuppydog 5
Bitch should have been at the funeral with you.
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Comments (229)
CursedSilent 1
Either you've all ready cheated on her and she has reason to be so insanely suspicious of you or you're catering to a possessive whack job. Either way, you deserve it whether it be for being a cheating ******** flea or for sticking around when you should be running.
vandal3068 0
**** the bitch
alanmacabre 2
Did you ask her to say "cheese"?
nightwolf86 7
What a c#^t. I guess she isn't supportive enough to be with you at her funeral. Dump her and find one that actually cares.
bestscabpicker 6
Dude, DUMP THE JEALOUS BITCH. Then send her a pic of you not at grandmas funeral, getting a B J from a non psycho bitch, I say to send a pic, just in case she doesn't believe that you "are REALLY dumping her!
vintage3113 6
I agree with 4. The fact that she wasn't even present at your grandmother's funeral alone speaks volumes about the state of the relationship
Johnny6speed 0
Well dude, you might a well end it now because usually the person that is accusing the other of cheating is actually the one doing cheating. Even if she isn't, what a bitch.
Justanobody123 1
You should dumb her. Seriously.
allarmy323 0
Dumb that ****!
Njv1221 4
ur girlfriends a jealus bitch drop the dead weight and get someone who respects you...