Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my deranged coworker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was at his funeral. FML
Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML
Today, I proudly gave my grandma a picture I had drawn for her. She didn't seem thrilled with it, and afterwards the rest of my family seemed upset. Nobody could fathom why I drew grandma a picture of a graveyard for her 85th birthday. It was suppose to be a bridge. FML
Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends. She didn't know which one I was. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for a romantic dinner, since we can't see each other this Valentine's Day. Halfway through, my aunt called, telling me my grandma had died. I had to leave because I was crying so much, leaving my girlfriend with a very pricey bill. FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
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Top comments
msjoyfull84 0
Sounds like a healthy relationship.
nontoxicpuppydog 5
Bitch should have been at the funeral with you.
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Comments (229)
dwilhelm 7
Why was she not with you at the funeral? What's up with that?
maddyyghee 6
If you have to do something like THAT, at a such a bad time in ur life, it sounds like dis girl doesnt deserve u. dump her
TSN619 7
The real FML here is that your grandma died. As far as I see it to hell with her for even making such a ridiculous request. She needs some ******* mental help to even think its ok to ask that.
tsquaredyo 0
Dump that ****** bitch
opinionmaker 7
Tell her to have a nice cup of STFU and GTFO of your life
Jben7738 0
Terrible!!! She is ignorant!
CRC_101 31
Maybe you earned this mistrust or maybe you didn't; that isn't obvious. However, no matter what happened or didn't happen, she should have been with you at the funeral. If she both isn't there by your side in this time of sorrow AND she has to have physical proof to believe you, the relationship's pretty messed up. I'd say get out of it, and choose better next time.
sambo1andonly 5
Next time just take her with you.
JHC88 2
Why didn't your girlfriend come with you to your grandma's funeral? You know, for support?
Pendragon525 0
How long have you been dating her? Why didn't she attend the funeral with you? My husband came to a number of family functions--including funerals--before we were married. I just can't fathom why she not only wasn't there to support you, and to make matters worse, accused you of cheating while you're in mourning. It's as if she has no respect for your feelings, on top of not trusting you. You deserve better; time to move on & find it. Good luck.