Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my deranged coworker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was at his funeral. FML
Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML
Today, I proudly gave my grandma a picture I had drawn for her. She didn't seem thrilled with it, and afterwards the rest of my family seemed upset. Nobody could fathom why I drew grandma a picture of a graveyard for her 85th birthday. It was suppose to be a bridge. FML
Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends. She didn't know which one I was. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for a romantic dinner, since we can't see each other this Valentine's Day. Halfway through, my aunt called, telling me my grandma had died. I had to leave because I was crying so much, leaving my girlfriend with a very pricey bill. FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
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Top comments
msjoyfull84 0
Sounds like a healthy relationship.
nontoxicpuppydog 5
Bitch should have been at the funeral with you.
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Comments (229)
kateheartswaffle 0
That's ridiculous. Break up with her.. You shouldn't be with someone in the first place if you don't trust them!
Fisahgurl 1
Time to set her free..
mama2b3 20
Have you given her not to trust you in the past? If not that's pretty extreme and she should trust you. Even if you've cheated before, if she decided to stay with you she needs to get past it because that's not a healthy relationship. Talk to her. Sorry for your loss op.
Grimmerie 31
Cool story, tell it again.
mama2b3 20
Have you given her not to trust you in the past? If not that's pretty extreme and she should trust you. Even if you've cheated before, if she decided to stay with you she needs to get past it because that's not a healthy relationship. Talk to her. Sorry for your loss op..
Grimmerie 31
Thanks for telling it again.
bro1oke 0
Bitches be crazy.
Cinn_fml 23
Are you sure the relationship's really worth stuff like that? If the people involved in a relationship don't trust each other (or even just one) it's not going to work. Whether or not you've given her previous reason not to trust you, if the trust cannot be regained then it's not going to work and it's usually time to move on.
onlychildFTW 34
If she has that little trust in you, then you should leave her. Or talk to her about why she doesn't trust you. Time to evaluate the relationship.
AngryBeaver32 8
Seriously? Oh hell no. What kind of girl would demand a picture of your deceased grandmother as proof that you're not out cheating on her? If she really suspected something going on she should have secretly given it some time to see if that's really what happened. Excuse me, I've got to pick my jaw up off of the floor after this fml.
Dracoboxer357 36
^ Lol, well said. And agreed. :)
Deemee 3
Bat Shit Crazy! That will only get worse!
Calyx_fml 22
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You were cheating on her with your dead grandmother? (I'll thumb myself down for that one)
RedPillSucks 33
Actually, I was thinking the same thing, so I gave you a thumb up. OP should photoshop himself in the casket with his dead grandmother doing something salacious. Yes, disrespectful. I'll take the rest of the thumbs down.
manhands21 6
don't disgrace your grandmother like that. dump the dumb bitch.