Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my deranged coworker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was at his funeral. FML
Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML
Today, I proudly gave my grandma a picture I had drawn for her. She didn't seem thrilled with it, and afterwards the rest of my family seemed upset. Nobody could fathom why I drew grandma a picture of a graveyard for her 85th birthday. It was suppose to be a bridge. FML
Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends. She didn't know which one I was. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for a romantic dinner, since we can't see each other this Valentine's Day. Halfway through, my aunt called, telling me my grandma had died. I had to leave because I was crying so much, leaving my girlfriend with a very pricey bill. FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
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Top comments
msjoyfull84 0
Sounds like a healthy relationship.
nontoxicpuppydog 5
Bitch should have been at the funeral with you.
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Comments (229)
wegohardd 8
Trust issues?
lastshotlolli 1
Thats not cool. Leave her?
Mikeshane12 1
bitches be trippin. every relationship needs trust. no point in being in one without trust.
cooLING 0
Just no.
marianne1985 3
She should trust you but on the other hand if you giving reason for her not to trust you than you did it to yourself. Why wasn't she with you that's a other question.
bestscabpicker 6
Wow sounds like you and she should hang out, she could tell you about her paranoia issues, and hey maybe you could like stalk for her, and then she could feed your distrustful nature and get evidence of your significant other doing shifty things like, getting gas or maybe grocery shopping, after all he did talk to the slutty cashier, she wants him to, she looked right at him when he paid. by the way, why do you want someone you don't trust???
kingnothing607 3
Well first I would say that she should have been there with you, and then not trusting you like that...If I were you op, I would have laid into her out soooo hard her unborn grandchildren will cry.
Hakando 5
She must be ugly lady
Hakando 5
Ha ha
angrynegro7 16
You need to dump this girl, not now, but RIGHT NOW.
redneckEMT21 2
Ditch the bitch and move on. I bet if it was her Grandmom, she would expect You to believe her without having to justify herself
RedPillSucks 33
Really? You're going to characterize the entire state like that? If you mentioned a city/town that might be ok, but not an entire state. California is huge.