My eyes! My eyes!

By traumatized4life - 04/11/2010 19:32 - United States

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Today, I woke up to two text messages from my mother. The first said, "You could've had this for breakfast. How do you like your eggs?" The next text was a picture message of her naked. I think it was meant to be sent to her boyfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 692
You deserved it 2 892

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Your dad likes em "over easy" while hes makin it "hard boiled" for your mom, eh? I hope this doesn't "scramble" your relationship, but let's be optimistic and stay "sunny-side up" (; Well those were some eggstremely lame puns! :P

Text her that you're a vegan.

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How can a text message contain picture? Then it is no longer a text message but a multimedia message.

Shut the fck up!..you got the point didnt you?!

that's when you text back I like my eggs unfertilised.

Op thinks it was for her boyfriend? so there's a chance it might be for you? O.o

19- thank you. couldn't have said it better myself

I guess your mom's boyfriend likes his eggs over easy

The worst part of waking up is staring at your mum without her c-cup!

how do you like your eggs? fried or fertilized? haha YouTube it.

Lol guise 12 was obviously joking. Can anybody take a joke anymore?

o.o that really sucks.. and got to be a scary way to wake up..

I'm sorry, my username is a lie, I'm not awesome, I'm a bit of a prat really . Oh, and I collect turnips. Although I have been known to mistake the odd swede for a turnip every now and again, and buy one in error. What? It happens! Just thought I'd let you all know that. Thanks for listening.

14- Where is your picture? And where the FUCK do my comments keep going?!?!

Om Nom Nom, me eat the lame comments. My cat has more class than you, and is better looking!

I commend you on hacking my profile :P

i think your awesome

Did Sirin strike again?

you are smokin!

that's disgusting. I would have been pissed at my mom.....

the eggs weren't very good anyway...

You should have a talk with her.

She's a milf. ;)

.......Really?......

You should have written, "Evidently you like Eggs Benedict -- your eggs covered with a white creamy sauce" and send a picture of you. I hope your Dad has first dibs on the bacon.

I lol'd at this... but hollandaise is yellow due to it's contents of mostly clarified butter and egg yolks.

On some days, so is the "other" egg-smothering sauce.

They have antibiotics for that now... o_O

perdix u never let us down (: I admire you (:

Always a great comment from you! :)

Now you have a cute story, complete with a picture, to tell at her wedding! You saved the pic, right?

why would anyone save that picture?

Your dad likes em "over easy" while hes makin it "hard boiled" for your mom, eh? I hope this doesn't "scramble" your relationship, but let's be optimistic and stay "sunny-side up" (; Well those were some eggstremely lame puns! :P

I puked in my mouth a little

*instant face spasm* lmao

That was easly the fucking lamest comment ever. just shut up

Ahah that's so gross x) How old is she ? FYL