By traumatized4life - 04/11/2010 19:32 - United States
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o.o that really sucks.. and got to be a scary way to wake up..
I'm sorry, my username is a lie, I'm not awesome, I'm a bit of a prat really . Oh, and I collect turnips. Although I have been known to mistake the odd swede for a turnip every now and again, and buy one in error. What? It happens! Just thought I'd let you all know that. Thanks for listening.
You should have written, "Evidently you like Eggs Benedict -- your eggs covered with a white creamy sauce" and send a picture of you. I hope your Dad has first dibs on the bacon.
Your dad likes em "over easy" while hes makin it "hard boiled" for your mom, eh? I hope this doesn't "scramble" your relationship, but let's be optimistic and stay "sunny-side up" (; Well those were some eggstremely lame puns! :P