My eyes! My eyes!
By traumatized4life - 04/11/2010 19:32 - United States

By traumatized4life - 04/11/2010 19:32 - United States
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How can a text message contain picture? Then it is no longer a text message but a multimedia message.
that's when you text back I like my eggs unfertilised.
Op thinks it was for her boyfriend? so there's a chance it might be for you? O.o
EWIE!!
19- thank you. couldn't have said it better myself
I guess your mom's boyfriend likes his eggs over easy
The worst part of waking up is staring at your mum without her c-cup!
o.o that really sucks.. and got to be a scary way to wake up..
I'm sorry, my username is a lie, I'm not awesome, I'm a bit of a prat really . Oh, and I collect turnips. Although I have been known to mistake the odd swede for a turnip every now and again, and buy one in error. What? It happens! Just thought I'd let you all know that. Thanks for listening.
14- Where is your picture? And where the FUCK do my comments keep going?!?!
I commend you on hacking my profile :P
that's disgusting. I would have been pissed at my mom.....
the eggs weren't very good anyway...
You should have a talk with her.
o_o Great.
.......Really?......
You should have written, "Evidently you like Eggs Benedict -- your eggs covered with a white creamy sauce" and send a picture of you. I hope your Dad has first dibs on the bacon.
I lol'd at this... but hollandaise is yellow due to it's contents of mostly clarified butter and egg yolks.
They have antibiotics for that now... o_O
perdix u never let us down (: I admire you (:
LMFAO
Now you have a cute story, complete with a picture, to tell at her wedding! You saved the pic, right?
why would anyone save that picture?
Your dad likes em "over easy" while hes makin it "hard boiled" for your mom, eh? I hope this doesn't "scramble" your relationship, but let's be optimistic and stay "sunny-side up" (; Well those were some eggstremely lame puns! :P
I puked in my mouth a little
*instant face spasm* lmao
That was easly the fucking lamest comment ever. just shut up
hey sexy
Ahah that's so gross x) How old is she ? FYL
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Your dad likes em "over easy" while hes makin it "hard boiled" for your mom, eh? I hope this doesn't "scramble" your relationship, but let's be optimistic and stay "sunny-side up" (; Well those were some eggstremely lame puns! :P
Text her that you're a vegan.