Love: Today, my fiancé admitted to me that the only reason he's attracted...

By Anonymous - United States

Today, my fiancé admitted to me that the only reason he's attracted to me and asked me to marry him is because I look and act like his favorite anime character. FML

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XNadiaX tells us more :

Sorry that I have not commented. I didnt realize it was actually posted. My Ex-fiance said that I look and act like Hinata Hyuuga (shippuden?) from Naruto. He even bought me her jacket and asked me to wear it whenever we go out. He said when he met me all he saw was a real live Hinata and he "couldnt pass up that. especially that chest"

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By overseasbummer - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my wife and I had an argument serious enough to end our marriage, while overseas on vacation, with my whole family present. Three more days of awkward tension until we get to fly home and it all ends. FML

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By Anonymous - Japan

Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on because of how early it was. Me and this one guy in a trench coat were in the same cart. His stop came. He walked by me, flashed me, rubbed his penis on my arm, and then ran away really fast. FML

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By corey - United States

Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. He laughed at me and said, "That's hilarious because I was going to ask you if you could take a pay cut!" FML

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By loving grandaughter - United States

Today, after months of cooking breakfast, lunch, and dinner for my husband's grandmother due to her getting a hip replacement, I overheard her calling me a whore over the phone from the next room. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/7/2020 17:01

Wow, thanks, I'm cured!

Today, my dad told me that I'm a weak and negative person because I suffer from depression and anxiety, then he told me to just snap out of it. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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By owned - Singapore

Today, I turned 18. My parents gave me a card that read "now that you're 18, it's time for some boozy fun... you can do all the things you did before but legally!" Taped to the inside was my fake id that I "lost" three months ago. FML

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By Anonymous

Zigazig Ah

Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML

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By abby181 - United States

Today, my six year old nephew told me to peel off my skin because, "They say you look prettier on the inside." FML

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By Toldyouso - United States

Today, I thought it would be romantic to fill my girlfriend's room with scented candles and surprise her when she was done showering. I lied there naked, with Kenny G playing softly. I heard a knock on the door, so I told her to come in. To my surprise it was her mom. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I was running outside. On the last mile I am along side some fields. While running along the side of the road I glanced down and saw a snake. I was so startled I jumped left in front of a car screaming like a girl. The snake was dead. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. 45 painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML

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By thankshun13 - United Kingdom

Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML

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By desperate - Malta - Paola

Today, as an introduction to the history of China, I asked my APA World History class to write a 500 word essay on a historical Chinese person. Out of a class of 18, five of them were about Mulan. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, I'm on a train, feeling good because I got upgraded to first class. The man opposite me just slid me a note saying, "Wee plooky cunt, fuck off!" Charming. FML

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By hawtpinkpanties - United States

Today, my grandma gave me a gift (something she has never done before). I was so excited until I found out it was one of her overdue library books on dolphins. I feel so loved. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Shelbyville

Today, my boyfriend saw a YouTube video of a guy throwing boiling water into the cold air, with the water immediately turning to ice and vapor. He copied it, but only succeeded in dousing himself with boiling water, then making me drive his idiot self to the hospital. FML

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By twitch01 - United States

Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML

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By meggiemouse - United States

Today, marks the seventh day of having my nose pierced. I'd done everything I was supposed to do, even sleeping with a band-aid over it. This morning, I woke up to my piercing being ripped out by my pillow, and the band-aid nowhere in sight. FML

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By ugh - United States

Today, I told one of my teachers I have to attend a family member's funeral on a day she's passing a test. She straight up asked if I could reschedule it, and if not if I could just give it a miss. FML

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By a816090

Family portrait

Today, my boyfriend sent a picture of me posing with our dog to his family via a group text. Along with our 25" bong. FML

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By True Story - Canada

Today, it's been a year since I've been with my girlfriend, and I think that I hate more things about her than I like. For instance, how she likes to throw furniture at me. FML

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By Carolyn Dee Humphrey

Today, I found out my friend and I have the same due date and the same baby daddy. It's my boyfriend of 9 years. FML

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By Lo_Bolian - United States

Today, I was taking the bus home. A dirty homeless man boarded the bus, put his bag on the overhead rack, and sat down. His bag was leaking and dripped onto my shoulder. I asked the man what it was. He said, "Roadkill." I now have dead animal blood on my best business suit. FML

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By devigsgirl - United States

Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend wants to move in with me is so he has better internet connection and won't get kicked off of Xbox live while playing MW2. FML

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By beat10 - United States

Today, I was fired for "customer dissatisfaction." I work in IT and have never met one of my company's customers. FML

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By sadcase - Australia

Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML

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By insearch4i - United States

Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML

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By ohshit - United States

Today, my fiancé picked which new house he thinks we should live in based on the fact that the bathroom was set up in such a way that he can drink himself in to a stupor, then use the toilet and puke in the sink at the same time. FML

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By AkiAnime - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I found out that the huge project I've been working on for the past week is actually a group project. Everyone in my group knew. They were just letting me do the entire thing by myself because I'm "smart". FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Mountain View

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to accept, but that she'd basically have to get her mom's permission first. Apparently the answer was no. The worst thing is that she really is this unhealthily dependent on her mom, and probably wasn't lying about needing her permission. FML

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By bearprint

Today, I lost my job to the individual I just finished training. Within 2 hours after being escorted out, my old boss called and yelled at me for doing a lousy job. He was angry that the training was deficient and because the new person is as bad as I was. FML

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By Nanny - United States

Today, I was babysitting a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. I asked her, "Do you got your bag?" And she said, "No. I have my bag. Babies say got. I'm a big girl." I am 20 years old and in the honors program in my college. I was corrected by a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Charles City

A Natural Snack!

Today, my husband argued with me for an hour, because he believed that loaded potato skins grow naturally on a tree. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Bend

Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML

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By Donutsarelife - United States

Today, I spent 20 minutes arguing with the class dipshit, trying to convince her that wifi hot-spots are not in fact saunas powered by wifi. FML

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By santabelly

Today, I was trying to use the video editing software on my computer for a group project. It then wanted me to purchase another program that cost over $130. One of my teammates told me to buy it, because, "I could afford to skip a few lunches." FML

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By BRELLA - United States

The wrong kind of banging

Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with a girl from home who I'd wanted for a long time. She has low blood pressure problems though, and when things got hot, she passed out while she was on top of me, fell and hit her head on the night stand. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, at a job interview, my interviewer excused himself to use the bathroom, so I took the chance to let out a tiny fart I'd been holding in. That tiny fart filled the whole room. When he came back, the guy literally stopped dead in his tracks and recoiled at the stench. Doubt I'll get that job. FML

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By oh, feck off - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I missed an interview to work in a school as a teacher's assistant because the email inviting me to attend got buried among the spam emails. Oh well, back to my usual job as an assistant janitor. Yes, that's right, assistant janitor. It's the same job as a real janitor, but for less pay. FML

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By Rangant | 7

#1704117 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:25

YDI for not telling us which character it is

By ladyvader401 | 5

#1704113 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:24

Sorry, OP, but I gotta ask: What character? lol

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By Zmeilerr | 22

#1704090 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:19

your not in love

green_eyes124 | 0

#1704125 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:27

It sounds like she is but he isn't

12596 | 0

#1704136 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:30

like hentai anime or cleaner but still dirty for americans anime
at least you have someone

ericownz101 | 0

#1704164 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:43

11- your pic is awesome! super romantic haha

CitrusGirl | 0

#1704684 - Monday 15 November 2010 13:06

Never trust a weeaboo

Thin_Ice_fml | 0

#1704924 - Monday 15 November 2010 14:32

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

green_eyes124 | 0

#1705191 - Monday 15 November 2010 15:51

20- Thanks, you're sweet : )

iSitt | 0

#1705666 - Monday 15 November 2010 17:06

does op have tentacles somewhere?

DVecc | 0

#1706218 - Monday 15 November 2010 20:35

sports are stupid. different people have different opinions

simple_idiot_6 | 6

#1707774 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 3:47

Um, excuse me?

penismightier | 3

#1708510 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 7:37

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

titanic12beth | 0

#1717474 - Thursday 18 November 2010 9:12

well I hope the wedding's off.

Kukakuka | 0

#2094512 - Friday 18 February 2011 3:42

That's awesome.... so what character?

AnimeGirl0071 | 1

#2181610 - Monday 14 March 2011 21:54

Anime rox go suck a dick (^-^)/

GhostDuck | 30

#3916109 - Friday 20 January 2012 23:56

Take that as a compliment, like 98% of amine characters are cute. ^-^

hecseferblade | 1

#3990208 - Saturday 4 February 2012 4:25

#123, and # 53 - AANIME IS THE SHIT!!!!! BETTER THAN ALL AMERICAN SHIT, FUCK YALL!!! ANIME RULES!!!! OTAKUS FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!

DeadPixel4 | 29

#5955030 - Saturday 24 May 2014 18:08

You're*

By C6Racer | 0

#1704099 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:21

So you have huge... um, eyes?

thesunsetglow_fml | 8

#1704110 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:23

unless it's one of those freaky porn-like ones... in which case she has big eyes and too-small clothes.

C6Racer | 0

#1704142 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:33

Thanks, that was the joke. The porn ones have huge eyes among other huge things.

thesunsetglow_fml | 8

#1704148 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:36

Ahhh I gotcha now. Haha sorry it's late over here and my brain is out of sorts. I didn't know that many other people were aware those freaky cartoons existed. But then again, my brains functioning at half it's capacity at the moment. Who knows :)

luvyah | 0

#1706313 - Monday 15 November 2010 21:06

lol

By Arsonnist | 3

#1704103 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:22

Probably porn.

EpicPear | 0

#1704155 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:38

That shit is scary!

ericownz101 | 0

#1704174 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:47

i know right?? i saw an octopus rape a small asian woman with its tentacles x_x

Arsonnist | 3

#1704228 - Monday 15 November 2010 10:18

Wow, that would be a traumatic experience.

ImOutsideYourWin | 0

#1704884 - Monday 15 November 2010 14:22

Possible Pikachu fettish?

I hope it's sailor moon or something normal.

Pikachuuuuu_fml | 2

#1705337 - Monday 15 November 2010 16:07

Pika...chu?

XxBlackamusPrime | 5

#1706911 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 0:44


Pikachu, I choose you!!

holyshiznits | 0

#2547479 - Sunday 22 May 2011 5:44

amine isn't usually porn creep.

sleepyglowstar | 32

#5763042 - Thursday 21 November 2013 18:47

haha no but there is alot of it!

By green_eyes124 | 0

#1704105 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:23

Wow. That's pathetic. Which one do you look like? anti-flood

goodoldave | 17

#3952904 - Friday 27 January 2012 23:36

Jessica Rabbit lol.

By ladyvader401 | 5

#1704113 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:24

Sorry, OP, but I gotta ask: What character? lol

zoraman5 | 3

#1706272 - Monday 15 November 2010 20:52

we all want to know :D

NemuiTM | 0

#1706381 - Monday 15 November 2010 21:47

Ikr xD

shadowrcker | 0

#1706853 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 0:16

that's what I wonder

Kaiden2554 | 0

#1708596 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 8:04

Blair from Soul Eater? If it was I would agree lol.

LokiCain | 0

#1709190 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 10:20

I wonder that too.

McBurgar | 0

#1710674 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 15:21

You look like you would.

jellycorn | 13

#4667584 - Monday 9 July 2012 10:59

I wonder that more

Hazzywaz | 0

#4960934 - Saturday 22 September 2012 19:59

Ubaba from spirited away

8KAGE8 | 8

#5020987 - Tuesday 9 October 2012 1:42

195- Oh jeez ._.

By FYLDeep | 25

#1704116 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:24

Must mean you have ginormous eyes, an almost nonexistent nose, and a horribly high-pitched and whiny voice. If you can find a guy who likes that, then congrats.

nidawi | 0

#1708398 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 6:59

Don't forget the purple hair!

Rape_Laser | 0

#1981191 - Tuesday 18 January 2011 9:26

and giant boobs

Bizenghastly | 0

#2540325 - Friday 20 May 2011 23:04

ya'kno....it kinda seems like you just described a voluptuous alien.

Suppercut | 0

#2584823 - Monday 30 May 2011 0:11

Why does everyone stereotype anime like this? Seriously, there are anime that go far from this stereotype like...Damn, I forget the guy's name. I think he did Ghost in the Shell? IDK, can't remember. Gotta agree though, FYL, you're his waifu now XD