Love: Today, my fiancé admitted to me that the only reason he's attracted...

By Anonymous - United States

Today, my fiancé admitted to me that the only reason he's attracted to me and asked me to marry him is because I look and act like his favorite anime character. FML

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Sorry that I have not commented. I didnt realize it was actually posted. My Ex-fiance said that I look and act like Hinata Hyuuga (shippuden?) from Naruto. He even bought me her jacket and asked me to wear it whenever we go out. He said when he met me all he saw was a real live Hinata and he "couldnt pass up that. especially that chest"

Love

Stop talking!

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Coherence dude, do you have it?

By Wrongtoilet - Singapore

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

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By hitmutefirst - United States

Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML

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By justlittleoldme - United States - Sarona

Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML

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By marriageblows - United States

Today, I had the day off from work. I did all the chores hoping to free up time to spend with my husband tonight. When he came home, he looked around and decided that since there was no need for him to stick around and help clean, he'd head to the bar to watch the game with the guys. FML

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By Blueshock08 - United States

Today, I learned that it doesn't matter how good you've screwed a satellite dish onto the side of your house, it won't stop the wind the ripping it off and taking half the wall with it. FML

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By animalover - United States

Today, I swerved to avoid hitting a dog that ran in front of my car. The dog was fine but I hit a road sign, ripped off my rearview mirror, and cracked my passenger side window. When I got out to examine the damage to my car, the dog growled at me. FML

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By diesel444 - United States

Today, I mentioned to my dad (we have a close relationship) that my last condom had expired. Happy to buy me new ones for the sake of safe sex, he asked me "Do you need small, or extra small?" FML

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By Anonymous - Canada - Gander

Carry her home

Today, I helped an elderly woman push her grocery cart around the store, and look for her vehicle after she'd paid. After we spent ages wandering around trying to find her car, she remembered that she'd taken the bus today. FML

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By JustABarista

Good Riddance

Today, while working at Starbucks, an elderly woman came up to me asking to turn up the heat. It was at 73. After explaining to her that corporate all the way across the country controls our heat, she's reporting me to corporate and is insisting I should be fired or she won't ever return. FML

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By can't win - Australia

Today, I was cuddling my girlfriend. The TV was on behind me, with some kind of girl's basketball game playing. When I stared into my girlfriend's eyes, she accused me of trying to check out the girls by looking at their reflection in her eyes. FML

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By Cereal_mistress - United States - Sonoma

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML

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By WhyDoINeedAName - Canada - Okotoks

Today, as always, I'm dating one of the few girls who, without fail, always finishes first when we get intimate. She's also one of those girlfriends who doesn't want to continue once she's done. FML

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By Single Again

Cunning

Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was refused employment at a liquor store. Their reason? I'm a regular customer and they're afraid I'll drink all their profits. FML

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By Zak - United States

Today, I was in an audition for a production at this theater in town. The directors at the table loved my audition. One of them said "I'd love to talk to you about coming to TCU." I said "Oh, yeah! I know Harry Parker at TCU who runs the theater department." I said this to Harry Parker. FML

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By Anonymous - Australia - Clayton

Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I was out and was having a wonderful time. At exactly midnight, I get a call from my father. He's divorcing my mother. He's also going to Florida with his mistress for the weekend. If that wasn't the best news ever, he'd love if I found an apartment to live in ASAP. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, my mother refused to agree with any of my logic because it's "not in the bible." She can't find any fault with it, just refuses to agree with it. FML

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By Anonymous - Malaysia

Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year old son came up to me and asked if he can "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereals. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML

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By pixiegirl - United States

Today, I found out that my "secret admirer" I've been exchanging letters with for the last three months, and even started developing feelings for, is actually my ex best friend trying to pull a prank on me. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Binghamton

Today, I wanted to buy a Philly cheesesteak from my campus grill, but I was running late so I ordered a grilled cheese as it would be simpler to prep. I then waited 20 minutes and watched as the cooks made 4 cheesesteaks for other orders before even starting my grilled cheese. I was late. FML

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By bels12 - Australia

Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML

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By Anonymous - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, while walking to class enjoying the warmer weather, a bee flew down my shirt. I'm allergic to bees so I freaked out and started ripping my clothes off. By the time I was done, I was half naked and there was no bee in sight. Turns out, it was the string on my jacket hood. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Concord

Today, we went to the wedding of one of my friends. As she was about to throw her bouquet, my boyfriend muttered that if I tried to catch it, we'd be through. FML

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By morenita27 - Canada

Today, a woman came to my counter and ordered 12 donuts. I said, "OK sure, a dozen donuts." She paused, looked at me with disgust and yelled, "I said 12, NOT a dozen." FML

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By BIZZMAL - United States

Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I finally figured out why my mechanic was so cheap; he wanted to sleep with me. After I politely declined, he charged me regular price plus extra for "humiliating" him. He's 60. I just recently turned 18. FML

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By Gem - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I carried flat-packed boxes home from work to move my things into a new apartment. Whilst walking down the street, the wind kept blowing and spinning me round. A crowd eventually gathered, mistaking me for a street performer. Nobody helped or even threw me any loose change. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, as I was at Starbucks writing a paper, a man came and sat next to me. He started staring at me, then I noticed his hands were down his pants. It was noticeable that he was masturbating, so I went to tell a worker. They just said, "He's a regular" and didn't do anything about it. FML

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By Toodamnold - United States - Fairbanks

Today, I was once again escorted out of a supermarket by a police officer. I must be the only 83-year-old who still has his marbles, but people always assume I am senile and wandering from a care center. FML

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By LowerCrust - United States

Today, I arrived at the pizza place I work at to find that I'd been fired. Apparently, the class stoner came in last night and not only demanded a free pizza, but also claimed that I always gave him one. I've never talked to this kid in my life, but my boss still doesn't believe me. FML

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By Flighted - Canada - Georgetown

Today, I had to suffer through a four hour flight beside my ex. Yesterday, I proposed, on the last day of our vacation. She said no. FML

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By eringoBRA - United States

Today, I walked out of my house, waved at my neighbors, walked through my front yard and into the side yard to turn off the sprinkler. It wasn't until I was back into the house that I remembered I wasn't wearing a top. FML

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By granny_panties - United States

Today, I was folding the laundry. At one point, I had to take a moment to figure out whether a pair of underwear was mine or my mothers. I'm 18. She is 56. Enough said. FML

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By BOHICA123 - United States - Brighton

Today, being so desperate for money, I accepted a job in which I get shot at with paintballs for 6 hours. FML

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By bushy brows - United States - Prior Lake

Today, I recently gave birth to my daughter, and my husband and I both have dark hair and bushy eyebrows. We never thought it was a problem until our daughter was born with a dark, bushy unibrow. Now I'm too nervous to take pictures of her 'cause our family and friends laugh every time they see her. FML

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By Arabian_Soap - 31/5/2021 16:01 - Australia - Mermaid Beach

Grab it while you can

Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML

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By Kimberly - United States

Today, my 9 year old niece asked me if I was a virgin. I told her, "Yes, I'm saving myself until marriage". She replied, "That's a load of bullshit, you just can't get a guy!" Sadly, she's right. FML

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By severely late.... again!

Today, as I got on the bus to commute to work, its front right tire exploded. Everyone, including the driver, glared at me while getting off. The next bus arrives in 2 hours. FML

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By Rangant | 7

#1704117 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:25

YDI for not telling us which character it is

By ladyvader401 | 5

#1704113 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:24

Sorry, OP, but I gotta ask: What character? lol

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By Zmeilerr | 22

#1704090 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:19

your not in love

green_eyes124 | 0

#1704125 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:27

It sounds like she is but he isn't

12596 | 0

#1704136 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:30

like hentai anime or cleaner but still dirty for americans anime
at least you have someone

ericownz101 | 0

#1704164 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:43

11- your pic is awesome! super romantic haha

CitrusGirl | 0

#1704684 - Monday 15 November 2010 13:06

Never trust a weeaboo

Thin_Ice_fml | 0

#1704924 - Monday 15 November 2010 14:32

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.. Show it anyway

green_eyes124 | 0

#1705191 - Monday 15 November 2010 15:51

20- Thanks, you're sweet : )

iSitt | 0

#1705666 - Monday 15 November 2010 17:06

does op have tentacles somewhere?

DVecc | 0

#1706218 - Monday 15 November 2010 20:35

sports are stupid. different people have different opinions

simple_idiot_6 | 6

#1707774 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 3:47

Um, excuse me?

penismightier | 3

#1708510 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 7:37

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.. Show it anyway

titanic12beth | 0

#1717474 - Thursday 18 November 2010 9:12

well I hope the wedding's off.

Kukakuka | 0

#2094512 - Friday 18 February 2011 3:42

That's awesome.... so what character?

AnimeGirl0071 | 1

#2181610 - Monday 14 March 2011 21:54

Anime rox go suck a dick (^-^)/

GhostDuck | 30

#3916109 - Friday 20 January 2012 23:56

Take that as a compliment, like 98% of amine characters are cute. ^-^

hecseferblade | 1

#3990208 - Saturday 4 February 2012 4:25

#123, and # 53 - AANIME IS THE SHIT!!!!! BETTER THAN ALL AMERICAN SHIT, FUCK YALL!!! ANIME RULES!!!! OTAKUS FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!

DeadPixel4 | 29

#5955030 - Saturday 24 May 2014 18:08

You're*

By C6Racer | 0

#1704099 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:21

So you have huge... um, eyes?

thesunsetglow_fml | 8

#1704110 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:23

unless it's one of those freaky porn-like ones... in which case she has big eyes and too-small clothes.

C6Racer | 0

#1704142 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:33

Thanks, that was the joke. The porn ones have huge eyes among other huge things.

thesunsetglow_fml | 8

#1704148 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:36

Ahhh I gotcha now. Haha sorry it's late over here and my brain is out of sorts. I didn't know that many other people were aware those freaky cartoons existed. But then again, my brains functioning at half it's capacity at the moment. Who knows :)

luvyah | 0

#1706313 - Monday 15 November 2010 21:06

lol

By Arsonnist | 3

#1704103 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:22

Probably porn.

EpicPear | 0

#1704155 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:38

That shit is scary!

ericownz101 | 0

#1704174 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:47

i know right?? i saw an octopus rape a small asian woman with its tentacles x_x

Arsonnist | 3

#1704228 - Monday 15 November 2010 10:18

Wow, that would be a traumatic experience.

ImOutsideYourWin | 0

#1704884 - Monday 15 November 2010 14:22

Possible Pikachu fettish?

I hope it's sailor moon or something normal.

Pikachuuuuu_fml | 2

#1705337 - Monday 15 November 2010 16:07

Pika...chu?

XxBlackamusPrime | 5

#1706911 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 0:44


Pikachu, I choose you!!

holyshiznits | 0

#2547479 - Sunday 22 May 2011 5:44

amine isn't usually porn creep.

sleepyglowstar | 32

#5763042 - Thursday 21 November 2013 18:47

haha no but there is alot of it!

By green_eyes124 | 0

#1704105 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:23

Wow. That's pathetic. Which one do you look like? anti-flood

goodoldave | 17

#3952904 - Friday 27 January 2012 23:36

Jessica Rabbit lol.

By ladyvader401 | 5

#1704113 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:24

Sorry, OP, but I gotta ask: What character? lol

zoraman5 | 3

#1706272 - Monday 15 November 2010 20:52

we all want to know :D

NemuiTM | 0

#1706381 - Monday 15 November 2010 21:47

Ikr xD

shadowrcker | 0

#1706853 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 0:16

that's what I wonder

Kaiden2554 | 0

#1708596 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 8:04

Blair from Soul Eater? If it was I would agree lol.

LokiCain | 0

#1709190 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 10:20

I wonder that too.

McBurgar | 0

#1710674 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 15:21

You look like you would.

jellycorn | 13

#4667584 - Monday 9 July 2012 10:59

I wonder that more

Hazzywaz | 0

#4960934 - Saturday 22 September 2012 19:59

Ubaba from spirited away

8KAGE8 | 8

#5020987 - Tuesday 9 October 2012 1:42

195- Oh jeez ._.

By FYLDeep | 25

#1704116 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:24

Must mean you have ginormous eyes, an almost nonexistent nose, and a horribly high-pitched and whiny voice. If you can find a guy who likes that, then congrats.

nidawi | 0

#1708398 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 6:59

Don't forget the purple hair!

Rape_Laser | 0

#1981191 - Tuesday 18 January 2011 9:26

and giant boobs

Bizenghastly | 0

#2540325 - Friday 20 May 2011 23:04

ya'kno....it kinda seems like you just described a voluptuous alien.

Suppercut | 0

#2584823 - Monday 30 May 2011 0:11

Why does everyone stereotype anime like this? Seriously, there are anime that go far from this stereotype like...Damn, I forget the guy's name. I think he did Ghost in the Shell? IDK, can't remember. Gotta agree though, FYL, you're his waifu now XD