Today, my fiancé admitted to me that the only reason he's attracted...

By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 00:56 - United States

Today, my fiancé admitted to me that the only reason he's attracted to me and asked me to marry him is because I look and act like his favorite anime character. FML

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XNadiaX tells us more :

Sorry that I have not commented. I didnt realize it was actually posted. My Ex-fiance said that I look and act like Hinata Hyuuga (shippuden?) from Naruto. He even bought me her jacket and asked me to wear it whenever we go out. He said when he met me all he saw was a real live Hinata and he "couldnt pass up that. especially that chest"

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By :( - 27/7/2011 04:50 - United States

Today, I learned it's best not to piss off your mom when she's cutting your hair. FML

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By Darren - 31/8/2020 04:01 - Australia - Greenacre

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Today, during my second shift back at work after missing 4 weeks for knee surgery, I stabbed myself in the hand and now need 3 weeks off for that surgery. Just as I'm up for a promotion. FML

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By viviham - 4/5/2012 12:08 - United States - Spring Branch

Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

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By ThreeMoreYears - 3/3/2020 03:01

Jesus, take the wheel

Today, during my religion class, my instructor decided to use the state of the class's cars as a metaphor for our relationship with God. When I told him my car had been totalled in an accident last week, he yelled at me for being an "agent of Satan." One class down, 59 to go. FML

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By Jeslyn03 - 13/1/2012 18:57 - Canada

Today, I wandered around my property with my children, trying to find our escaped house cat. While in the more wooded parts, we spotted her on the ground, being picked over by a coyote. FML

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By RedFace - 5/4/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, I was at a band concert with 500 other people. The song they were performing stopped, and I loved it so much I stood up and clapped. Everyone stared, while I slowly realized the song wasn't over. FML

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By Alice - 24/10/2012 16:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML

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By Anonymous - 5/1/2012 16:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 7/12/2009 22:54 - United States

Today, my tire was a little low on air. I decided to put in a can of Fix-A-Flat and drive home. Since it was 10 degrees outside and snowing, the can became frozen to the valve. When I finally got the can off, I had ruined the valve, so I had to put on the spare tire. It was flat too. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/1/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 3/2/2010 20:04 - United States

Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/7/2012 19:09 - United States - Littleton

Today, I went to a big family dinner. At one point, my cousin ran up to me, sobbing hysterically, holding his crotch, and making a huge scene. Turns out that while taking a piss, he "accidentally" swatted his willy with an electric bug zapper. I can't believe I'm related to this little shit. FML

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By beaverless - 2/5/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in sexual activity anymore because it is getting too boring. FML

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By whenlifeisalemon - 9/1/2016 23:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I waited patiently in the airport as my flight was repeatedly delayed. After 5 long hours I approached one of the attendees to discover that the plane had left 5 minutes ago. FML

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By weneedthatmoneytoliveon - 26/6/2013 14:08 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I overheard my mother Skyping with her new "boyfriend" about the $1,000 she just sent him. She barely knew what internet dating was three weeks ago. FML

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By hatemylifelol - 8/1/2016 20:33 - United States - Roseville

Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

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By fuckthepopo - 21/1/2012 02:31 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one- or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML

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By samabomination - 2/6/2013 08:29 - United States - Monroeville

Today, my step-dad's three year old granddaughter slept over. She insisted she didn't need a diaper to go to sleep and they put her in my bed with me, actually believing that she didn't need a diaper. Not only did she kick me all night, but I had the joy of waking up to her peeing on me. FML

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By madaskueuchiha - 8/8/2009 03:57 - United States

Today, I got a call from my parents' divorce lawyer. When I answered the phone, she thought I was my mother and told me the details about my parent's divorce. I'm a 13-year-old boy who sounds like a woman and just learned that my parents are separating. FML

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By WhitneyHouston - 6/7/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML

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By poop - 6/2/2011 18:26 - United States

Today, I asked my ex-boyfriend how things were going since our breakup. We broke up because he admitted he was questioning his sexuality, and wanted to play for the other team. He took the conversation as an opportunity to talk about his new, amazing girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML

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By Ihatemyjob - 18/3/2013 03:14 - United States - Vermilion

Today, at work, I walked in on a disoriented elderly woman eating nachos and cheese off the bathroom floor. She wasn't wearing any pants. FML

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By realnotimaginary - 15/12/2016 06:00

Today, my boss gave me a lecture accompanied with a formal warning because I failed to take notes during a client meeting. I was never at this client meeting, in fact, I had a call with another client at the same time. Regardless, he insists I was there and refuses to listen to reason. FML

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By Anothermoose - 26/5/2014 03:34 - United States - Victorville

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Turns out that bouncers don't think it's a problem for girls to go up on stage and make out with the musicians. FML

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By brsoxgirl - 15/7/2011 05:51 - United States

Today, I learned why my boyfriend of 10 months and I never hang out at his place. He still lives at home with his mother. He's 38. FML

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By thissucks - 14/9/2009 01:00 - United States

Today, after finishing a three-page essay for my spanish class, I went to rip up my brainstorming paper in an act of triumph. After I finished ripping it up, I looked on my desk to see my brainstorming paper fully intact, and my essay torn into bits. FML

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By Anonymous - 1/8/2012 05:51 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, my sister and I were watching the Olympics. Michael Phelps was on the screen, and I was thinking how hot he is. My sister commented on how he looks so much like our brother. I can never look at either of them the same way ever again. FML

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By Nick - 3/12/2012 04:03 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I came home from the hospital diagnosed with high blood pressure. It's caused by stress. My wife had a very long talk with my son about it. All the kid has been doing for the past 2 hours is scream at his Playstation. I'd rather be at the hospital. FML

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By YuckyDuckyLucky - 3/6/2015 17:36 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I attempted to break the record for the heaviest squat in my local gym. A small crowd witnessed me breaking the record as well as releasing a huge fart. FML

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By Mybrotherissatan - 10/3/2016 15:59 - United States - Arrington

Today, I found out why people in my new neighborhood keep giving me weird looks. For a laugh, my brother had gone around telling them I'm a parolee, and implying that I couldn't be trusted around their children. FML

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By Anonymous - 3/2/2013 16:27 - Serbia

Today, my girlfriend and I were having a casual conversation, when the topic suddenly became my penis. Before I knew what was going on, she said, "It's not the size that matters though. It's how you use it. So I guess you're ok." FML

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By fuck you right back, cockspit - 14/2/2014 21:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the creepy guy I turned down for a date almost six years ago, sent me a box of rotting flowers with a note calling me a cunt. FML

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By DM - 4/3/2013 20:02 - United States - Fayville

Today, I walked into what I thought would be a surprise birthday party. It wasn't. It was my parents staging an intervention over my cat obsession. FML

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By dangeronpa - 14/6/2019 02:32

Today, I broke my glasses. My eyesight is horrible, I can’t see things that aren’t super close to my face. I'm supposed to drive to another state tomorrow. FML

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By Spockx - 6/8/2012 11:20 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, my girlfriend told me she was over her addiction and wished to quit cold turkey. I cancelled all my plans to stay home and support her. She didn't mean her tobacco addiction, no no. Her corn chip addiction. FML

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By Anonymous - 2/1/2013 10:34 - United States - Sanford

Today, my husband came home with a bunch of realistic-looking wigs for women. When I asked them what they were for, he said he wanted to spice up our sex life with them. When I told him I refused to wear a wig, he said in a very serious tone that I wasn't going to be the one wearing them, he was. FML

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By Pururururin - 11/6/2020 08:08

Sounds bad

Today, I accidentally deleted an audio file for my first professional video project. Impossible to do a retake, because the production budget was so tight. The audio from the camera sounds bad and file recovery program still can't help. Also, the deadline is this week. FML

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By breadcrumb - 6/7/2015 06:03 - United States - Kansas City

Today, while at work, a customer, who was also on his phone, rudely asked what kinds of bread we had for his sandwich. After I told him we had many different kinds to offer, he cut me off, told me to stop playing stupid, and stormed out after holding up a long line of people. FML

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By artclasstrauma - 15/5/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML

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By Rangant | 7

#1704117 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:25

YDI for not telling us which character it is

By ladyvader401 | 5

#1704113 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:24

Sorry, OP, but I gotta ask: What character? lol

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By Zmeilerr | 22

#1704090 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:19

your not in love

green_eyes124 | 0

#1704125 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:27

It sounds like she is but he isn't

12596 | 0

#1704136 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:30

like hentai anime or cleaner but still dirty for americans anime
at least you have someone

ericownz101 | 0

#1704164 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:43

11- your pic is awesome! super romantic haha

CitrusGirl | 0

#1704684 - Monday 15 November 2010 13:06

Never trust a weeaboo

Thin_Ice_fml | 0

#1704924 - Monday 15 November 2010 14:32

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

green_eyes124 | 0

#1705191 - Monday 15 November 2010 15:51

20- Thanks, you're sweet : )

iSitt | 0

#1705666 - Monday 15 November 2010 17:06

does op have tentacles somewhere?

DVecc | 0

#1706218 - Monday 15 November 2010 20:35

sports are stupid. different people have different opinions

simple_idiot_6 | 6

#1707774 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 3:47

Um, excuse me?

penismightier | 3

#1708510 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 7:37

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

titanic12beth | 0

#1717474 - Thursday 18 November 2010 9:12

well I hope the wedding's off.

Kukakuka | 0

#2094512 - Friday 18 February 2011 3:42

That's awesome.... so what character?

AnimeGirl0071 | 1

#2181610 - Monday 14 March 2011 21:54

Anime rox go suck a dick (^-^)/

GhostDuck | 30

#3916109 - Friday 20 January 2012 23:56

Take that as a compliment, like 98% of amine characters are cute. ^-^

hecseferblade | 1

#3990208 - Saturday 4 February 2012 4:25

#123, and # 53 - AANIME IS THE SHIT!!!!! BETTER THAN ALL AMERICAN SHIT, FUCK YALL!!! ANIME RULES!!!! OTAKUS FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!

DeadPixel4 | 29

#5955030 - Saturday 24 May 2014 18:08

You're*

By C6Racer | 0

#1704099 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:21

So you have huge... um, eyes?

thesunsetglow_fml | 8

#1704110 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:23

unless it's one of those freaky porn-like ones... in which case she has big eyes and too-small clothes.

C6Racer | 0

#1704142 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:33

Thanks, that was the joke. The porn ones have huge eyes among other huge things.

thesunsetglow_fml | 8

#1704148 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:36

Ahhh I gotcha now. Haha sorry it's late over here and my brain is out of sorts. I didn't know that many other people were aware those freaky cartoons existed. But then again, my brains functioning at half it's capacity at the moment. Who knows :)

luvyah | 0

#1706313 - Monday 15 November 2010 21:06

lol

By Arsonnist | 3

#1704103 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:22

Probably porn.

EpicPear | 0

#1704155 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:38

That shit is scary!

ericownz101 | 0

#1704174 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:47

i know right?? i saw an octopus rape a small asian woman with its tentacles x_x

Arsonnist | 3

#1704228 - Monday 15 November 2010 10:18

Wow, that would be a traumatic experience.

ImOutsideYourWin | 0

#1704884 - Monday 15 November 2010 14:22

Possible Pikachu fettish?

I hope it's sailor moon or something normal.

Pikachuuuuu_fml | 2

#1705337 - Monday 15 November 2010 16:07

Pika...chu?

XxBlackamusPrime | 5

#1706911 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 0:44


Pikachu, I choose you!!

holyshiznits | 0

#2547479 - Sunday 22 May 2011 5:44

amine isn't usually porn creep.

sleepyglowstar | 32

#5763042 - Thursday 21 November 2013 18:47

haha no but there is alot of it!

By green_eyes124 | 0

#1704105 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:23

Wow. That's pathetic. Which one do you look like? anti-flood

goodoldave | 17

#3952904 - Friday 27 January 2012 23:36

Jessica Rabbit lol.

By ladyvader401 | 5

#1704113 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:24

Sorry, OP, but I gotta ask: What character? lol

zoraman5 | 3

#1706272 - Monday 15 November 2010 20:52

we all want to know :D

NemuiTM | 0

#1706381 - Monday 15 November 2010 21:47

Ikr xD

shadowrcker | 0

#1706853 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 0:16

that's what I wonder

Kaiden2554 | 0

#1708596 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 8:04

Blair from Soul Eater? If it was I would agree lol.

LokiCain | 0

#1709190 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 10:20

I wonder that too.

McBurgar | 0

#1710674 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 15:21

You look like you would.

jellycorn | 13

#4667584 - Monday 9 July 2012 10:59

I wonder that more

Hazzywaz | 0

#4960934 - Saturday 22 September 2012 19:59

Ubaba from spirited away

8KAGE8 | 8

#5020987 - Tuesday 9 October 2012 1:42

195- Oh jeez ._.

By FYLDeep | 25

#1704116 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:24

Must mean you have ginormous eyes, an almost nonexistent nose, and a horribly high-pitched and whiny voice. If you can find a guy who likes that, then congrats.

nidawi | 0

#1708398 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 6:59

Don't forget the purple hair!

Rape_Laser | 0

#1981191 - Tuesday 18 January 2011 9:26

and giant boobs

Bizenghastly | 0

#2540325 - Friday 20 May 2011 23:04

ya'kno....it kinda seems like you just described a voluptuous alien.

Suppercut | 0

#2584823 - Monday 30 May 2011 0:11

Why does everyone stereotype anime like this? Seriously, there are anime that go far from this stereotype like...Damn, I forget the guy's name. I think he did Ghost in the Shell? IDK, can't remember. Gotta agree though, FYL, you're his waifu now XD