Anonymous
Getting on
Today, I’m at the stage of my life where a normal bowel movement is practically a cause for celebration. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Ames, United States
Today, the highlight of my whole month was finally being able to take a solid crap. FML
Anonymous
Saint-laurent, Canada
Today, I've been chronically constipated so long that I was actually grateful for the sudden blast of diarrhea that ruined my pants. FML
rainydays79
United States
Today, I realized that I am the only one among my group of friends who names their bowel movements. FML
awhmaaan
United Kingdom
Geyser
Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML
Anonymous
United States
Two speeds
Today, I've realized that I have two modes: Constipated, or ultra explosive diarrhea. FML
lunarclips
Brandon, Canada
Today, is the day I graduate. Today is the day I have explosive diarrhea and I haven't moved far from the toilet since I woke up this morning. FML
Anonymous
United States
You need more fiber
Today, I finally got over having constipation for two days straight. It came in the form of a normal-sized, rock-hard turd that made me scream "Ow!" when it came out. FML
Anonymous
Burlington, Canada
More fiber
Today, after several years of effort in fixing my diet, I finally have consistent, reliable, solid shits, this coming after many decades of loose stools that caused my to clog my toilets regularly with too much toilet paper. Only now, my consistent, reliable, solid shits clog my toilets instead. FML
Mustanggt
Rochester, United States
The diet plan from hell
Today, I learned that the vomiting and uncontrollable flatulence I've been suffering from is normal with my new diet. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML
Top comments
Chazzster 32
Miralax in Apple juice - repeat daily.
Christina Winden 22
Might want to talk to a doctor about that.
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RichardPencil 32
Sounds like a ... ... wait on it ... ... shitty situation! Yow!
Chazzster 32
Miralax in Apple juice - repeat daily.
Yudith 28
If it doesn't work, Miralax in apple juice with beans, whole wheat bread, a breakfast of Bran Buds and All Brand with prunes, bran muffins and lots of veggies with a nutritionist visit on the side.
bloopaloop 27
So is my 2 year old!!!
Christina Winden 22
Might want to talk to a doctor about that.
RichardPencil 32
A gastroenterologist or a psychiatrist?
Elizabeth Burley 22
I have Crohn's Disease and Ulcerative Colitis, I know the feeling. Hang in there. There are plenty of meds to help regulate your system. Best of luck OP!
ojoRojo 27
I’m 31 weeks pregnant so I feel that