Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
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Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML
Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML
Today, I took my very talkative toddler to a grocery store. As we passed a woman in an aisle, my kid pointed and said loudly, "Mummy, why does that lady have such a funny face?" I had to awkwardly apologize while my face went beet red. FML
Today, my son decided to run around a supermarket in his underwear, leaving me to chase after him. FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my family. My five year old goes under the table and says "Mommy! You forgot to wear underwear!" FML
Today, I was out grocery shopping when some pervert decided to slap my ass as they walked by. As I turned around to confront them, I saw that the culprit was a 7 or 8-year-old boy. I was so shocked, speechless and angry that I couldn't even decide how to handle the situation. FML
Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML
Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
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Top comments
lovelockdown23 23
I would have been embarrased for her. 6 years old Is a little too old for that type of thing to happen.
bigdfootball97 24
They start so young :')
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Comments (115)
vinnerator 7
you miss 100% of the shots you don't take :p
captainsmegma 12
This is too cute. Get him a body camera for next week's trip to the market.
GeorgiaBea 28
That's why you should always wear panties in public :) But seriously, if my nephew was crawling all over the floor- we would have a problem. 6 is a little old for that.
SublimeChic4 15
Boys will be boys, and kids will be kids! Great FML though, thanks for the laugh!!!
NotYourAnon 10
Can someone tell me where the "She deserved it" button is?
joshi42 16
Its rude to crawl between someone's legs at this age. Tell him to use mirror on a stick next time.
Xion0014 20
"No panties? NO PANTIES?! *train horn sound*"
ummzicle 6
Wondering how short this kid really is...
ontheFLY4 25
Your son is awesome.
joetan 16
This is almost like the scene from "dude! Where's my car?!"...