Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
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Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML
Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML
Today, I took my very talkative toddler to a grocery store. As we passed a woman in an aisle, my kid pointed and said loudly, "Mummy, why does that lady have such a funny face?" I had to awkwardly apologize while my face went beet red. FML
Today, my son decided to run around a supermarket in his underwear, leaving me to chase after him. FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my family. My five year old goes under the table and says "Mommy! You forgot to wear underwear!" FML
Today, I was out grocery shopping when some pervert decided to slap my ass as they walked by. As I turned around to confront them, I saw that the culprit was a 7 or 8-year-old boy. I was so shocked, speechless and angry that I couldn't even decide how to handle the situation. FML
Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML
Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
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lovelockdown23 23
I would have been embarrased for her. 6 years old Is a little too old for that type of thing to happen.
bigdfootball97 24
They start so young :')
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Comments (115)
TomeDr 25
YDI for not teaching you son better manners.
Smooth_Criminal 24
Well panties can be annoyingly uncomfortable. But not wearing them under a skirt is just asking for trouble.
rockwrench 18
At least he'll know what it looks like when you give him the birds and bees talk after he's older.
CliffyB03 28
Now he's asking some real questions. Lol
DaRito 25
6 and he's seen more pussy than I have.
nicole1765 14
He crawled between her legs. How wide was she standing with her legs open because I am picturing it and it doesnt look right....just saying.
iwadasn 33
YDI. If a toddler had done this it'd be understandable, but a 6-year-old should know not to crawl around a store's floor. It sounds like you're one of those annoying parents who just lets their kids run wild in public.
natashamilan 13
You're assuming too much. It's typical for six year old boys to do their own thing, and you can't blame the parents all the time.
randomcritic 14
Hilarious! I'm sure that the woman was more embarrassed than you were. Also that will be hilarious to tell when the kid grows up. Was the kid playing under a table at the supermarket? I'm really wondering how she could end up crawling there. Or did the lady's skirt look like a circus tent?
XDJEnderman 14
he knows where the goods are
Brightbulb 40
At 6 years old he needs to know that the floor in a store is not something to be crawling on and he should not be looking under a ladies skirt. On the other hand, why would anyone in a skirt have their legs wide enough (panties or not) for a 6 year old to "crawl between her legs at the supermarket" and stay there long enough to look up. I'm so sorry OP but the lady kind of deserved this for not being more vigilant, and you kind of deserved this for not paying close attention to where you munchkin was at in a public place. At the same time, neither of you deserved it. Such a conundrum. FYL
ajgoetz15 8
You're assuming to much sure some kids will crawl on the floor but the kids a six year old boy. It takes longer for guys to mature than girls.