Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML
Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML
Today, I took my very talkative toddler to a grocery store. As we passed a woman in an aisle, my kid pointed and said loudly, "Mummy, why does that lady have such a funny face?" I had to awkwardly apologize while my face went beet red. FML
Today, my son decided to run around a supermarket in his underwear, leaving me to chase after him. FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my family. My five year old goes under the table and says "Mommy! You forgot to wear underwear!" FML
Today, I was out grocery shopping when some pervert decided to slap my ass as they walked by. As I turned around to confront them, I saw that the culprit was a 7 or 8-year-old boy. I was so shocked, speechless and angry that I couldn't even decide how to handle the situation. FML
Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML
Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
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Top comments
lovelockdown23 23
I would have been embarrased for her. 6 years old Is a little too old for that type of thing to happen.
bigdfootball97 24
They start so young :')
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Comments (115)
Silk_Routes 14
I must salute this man.. bravo
BlaqMontana 16
watch out for that lad..he's one of those kids with endless possibilities haha :)
lovelockdown23 23
Anyone else wondering how a six year old can get between a woman's legs at a super market? no? Just me? Okay.
MissRaindrop 20
I was wondering the same. I mean... 6 year olds nowadays can be pretty big. Even if he was smaller she'd still have to be standing with her legs farther apart than a lady in a skirt should be for him to get under there without notice. Otherwise she'd have stopped him before he was able to look up.
Zebediabolical 45
Alcohol and flattery obviously.
Fmlsea 28
excatly and who would leave their legs open wide enough for someone to get under their legs if they arent wearing underwear.
Wakachulak 22
I'm picturing it as him just sticking his head between her legs and looking up.
chinaski7628 32
I'm wondering why the parent didn't stop him sooner. I know kids can be quick and sneaky, but who lets their kid crawl around on the grocery store floor?
RedPillSucks 33
he probable just had to stoop down if her skirt was short
lisslyi 19
I'd say that's a valid question.
dustin007 15
Hahaha that's awesome. >:)
Aimeejasmine 15
How?
Dexter83_fml 17
Haha that's funny sorry OP
connaughty0225 16
I'd blame it on the wife...
graceinsheepwear 34
What wife? There's no "wife" mentioned.
nomrana 14
chip of the old block ? haha
S1N9UL4R17Y 8
He is never going to live that down. XD
hun3y206 23
Valid question. At least he knows she should have some on.
pandaxpress 19
just out of curiosity, where is the question?
dragoongirl90 34
I agree, #26.
arioch_fml 20
The question is "why is she not wearing panties" which was asked by the kid.