Today, I had to pee in the kitchen sink because my bathroom is being completely revamped, and the only other toilet in the house is my parents'. They refuse to let anyone use it. FML
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Today, I really had to pee while babysitting. Normally this isn't a problem, except the kids were sleeping and going potty would wake them up right before their parents were due home. Desperate, I decided to pee in a cup in the kitchen and wash it down the sink. Their parents came home mid-stream. FML
Today, I'm banned from the only working bathroom in my house because my mother is cleansing for an upcoming colonoscopy. My options are either a bucket in the basement, or wetting myself. FML
Today, my daughter locked herself in the bathroom having a tantrum after her boyfriend dumped her. So, out of sheer desperation, I had to sit in the kitchen sink for a pee, which is when my husband walked in with his mother and sister. FML
Today, we had to turn the water off due to a massive leak in the kitchen sink that the plumber was currently fixing. I managed to wait two hours before my uncooperative digestive tract said it couldn't wait any longer and I had to take a mega dump in the bathroom. I couldn't flush the toilet or wash my hands. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, I went up to take a shower. I typically go to the bathroom first, I take a mega dump, then flush the toilet. Not only wouldn't the toilet flush but I found out my parents only keep one plunger on hand. It was in the downstairs bathroom. My dad came upstairs and plunged the toilet while I stood there naked. FML
Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML
Today, both toilets in my house were occupied, so I had to shit outside. FML
Today, while apartment hunting with my boyfriend, I needed to use the bathroom. We were on our own and no toilet paper. Fortunately I carry wipes with me, because I had to more than just pee. All was fine, until I tried to flush and realized the water was turned off. The next person will get quite the surprise. FML
Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML
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sorandomgirl 0
You could always just pee outside? Not in the damn sink! XP
Wederoney 16
Taking a deuce is gonna be fun!
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Comments (168)
silentbutfunny 0
They think you have an std.
Dracoboxer357 36
I find this a bit offensive. OP, I'm assuming you're a minor, just go the neighbour's and explain how your parents won't let you use the bathroom, ask to use theirs, and wait for child & family services to show up and have a nice long chat with them about what constitutes borderline abusive behaviour. The embarrassment alone would probably change their tune pretty quickly. :p Seriously, what bathroom alternative did they suggest to you? Hold it in for a week? Walk to McDonalds every time you feel an urge? Idiots....
catkat1988 17
Seriously, they'd rather you pee in the kitchen? I only have a few logical explanations here: 1. They are doing it just to abuse you (assuming you're a minor, not letting you use the bathroom constitutes abuse). 2. They think it's about time you move out (if you're over the age of 18). 3. They got something seriously embarrasing in that bathroom. It's definitely not for hygiene reasons, anyway.
BrysGirl27 14
Real classy;D
combatbunny 9
That's messed up. I'd just do my business all on the floor, where ever I felt like it. That'd remind them why bathrooms were invented and should be used.
Troggie69 0
Couldnt you just go outside behind a tree?
johnboyu 0
It's called a bush...
Epikouros 32
You've got a personal bathroom, it's even being remodeled, and you're allowed to pee in the sink? Boohoohoo, how could it get any worse?
cysanleigh 13
So they would rather you go pee in the sink ? That's ****** up…
pagullarka 9
What is a Mohican?
N8George 9
you should've went outside you sick ****!