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By Amber - 28/05/2013 23:42 - United States - Oroville

Today, I had to make a poster for social studies. I decided to write "Nice ass" in hieroglyphics. Turns out my teacher can read hieroglyphics. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2012 05:13 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I had to re-grade a student's assignments because neither he, nor his parents can read "Spanish." I'd written in cursive. FML

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By Miguel - 20/08/2011 19:40 - United States

Today, in algebra, I took out my notebook. My Chinese teacher was so impressed with my "Chinese" writings on the cover that I'm now her "favorite student". Those "Chinese" symbols are actually Japanese, but I wanted someone to like me so badly that I didn't correct her. FML

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By Sam - 04/05/2014 06:12 - United States - Eureka

Today, my art teacher showed off a painting of his name he got in Japan. I can read Japanese, and it actually says "Old idiot". I really don't want to break it to him. FML

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By lmaoLOSER - 02/10/2010 11:48 - United States

Today, I got a perfect score on my French quiz, and I was told to have my mom sign it. What I didn't realize was that all the way at the bottom she wrote "Good Nathaly!" and "I love you!" surrounded by little hearts. The teacher hung it up anyway. FML

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By ChangoFett - 26/05/2013 06:46 - United States - Laguna Hills

Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML

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By englishfail - 15/01/2010 17:39 - United States

Today, I was teaching a class and my student pointed out that I used the wrong "your" while writing on the board. FML

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By atterz123 - 12/02/2009 13:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML

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What the **** does this mean, dude?

By Anonymous - 16/10/2013 17:37 - United States - Romulus

Today, I found out my handwriting is so bad that people think I write in Arabic. FML

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By Mrs. Teacher - 18/09/2012 00:21 - United States - Suwanee

Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2017 17:00 - United States - Troy

Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML

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freckleface221 19

Wednesday 29 May 2013 9:38

I feel like that deserves some extra credit.

brackaman 18

Wednesday 29 May 2013 9:46

That's actually pretty impressive if your teacher is literate in hieroglyphics. You totally deserve it, but at least you have a cool teacher.

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Auburnacity 1

Thursday 30 May 2013 15:29

If I had been your teacher, I would've laughed. And THEN punished you.

FrankHotpants 31

Friday 31 May 2013 4:19

Next time go with ancient Latin.

someguy314159265 15

Friday 31 May 2013 4:53

Would that be "pulcher culus"?

musiciangirl591 16

Friday 31 May 2013 7:01

people can still read latin, i took three years of it in high school :3

PureEvil666 3

Tuesday 4 June 2013 0:00

So, what was the outcome of this discovery by your rather perceptive teacher?

ryan_3000000 6

Tuesday 2 July 2013 20:09

Lol

Trackchamp95 3

Wednesday 13 November 2013 22:30

Lmao i thought it was rather funny it was risky just because you never know if someone knows how to interpt it which with your luck your teacher did but still really funny

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