Today, I had to make a poster for social studies. I decided to write "Nice ass" in hieroglyphics. Turns out my teacher can read hieroglyphics. FML
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Today, I had to re-grade a student's assignments because neither he, nor his parents can read "Spanish." I'd written in cursive. FML
Today, in algebra, I took out my notebook. My Chinese teacher was so impressed with my "Chinese" writings on the cover that I'm now her "favorite student". Those "Chinese" symbols are actually Japanese, but I wanted someone to like me so badly that I didn't correct her. FML
Today, my art teacher showed off a painting of his name he got in Japan. I can read Japanese, and it actually says "Old idiot". I really don't want to break it to him. FML
Today, I got a perfect score on my French quiz, and I was told to have my mom sign it. What I didn't realize was that all the way at the bottom she wrote "Good Nathaly!" and "I love you!" surrounded by little hearts. The teacher hung it up anyway. FML
Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML
Today, I found out my handwriting is so bad that people think I write in Arabic. FML
Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML
Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML
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freckleface221 19
I feel like that deserves some extra credit.
brackaman 18
That's actually pretty impressive if your teacher is literate in hieroglyphics. You totally deserve it, but at least you have a cool teacher.
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Comments (74)
Josephine4 12
Being Egyptian, that seems even more funny for some reason XD
rs89 20
tell me about it! why didn't we pull this stunt when we were little?! (egyptian here)
RedPillSucks 31
Because modern egyptians aren't the same people as ancient egyptians and don't use hieroglyphs
scarface90 8
It's sad we weren't taught Hieroglyphic or even Coptic in our schools, it was our ancestors' language...
laughmaster 9
Welp, atleast you guys have something in common
rokolodo 10
Is your teacher a female? Does she have a nice ass?
ForTheRavers 11
Heh. Nice ass. Heh.
chandlerbelacic 17
I studied Egyptology and hieroglyphs for 5 years, and to top it off I had something similar happen to me, but instead it was with Japanese
Mech1989 13
Epic!
hearting_roots 10
Is there a Heiroglyphic for ass??
LyraAlluse 25
Just tell your teacher that you think all donkeys are nice because you are into that kind of thing. She will probably be so creeped out by your confession that she will forget all about the words you wrote.
edris_305 21
I love big butts and i cant deny ;-p
uhohhcece 4
Lol genius!