Today, I accidentally pressed the panic button under the register at work. I didn't even know we had a panic button until the cops showed up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a mysterious button under my desk at work and pressed it out of curiosity. It was the emergency panic alarm. Within five minutes, security, my manager, and then two confused police officers were asking if I was OK. I just wanted to know what the button did. FML
Today, I was on the elevator at work. As it descended, a roach started scurrying about around my feet. I freaked out and started screaming, hitting the panic button without thinking. Now I'm facing a hefty fine for using the panic button when there wasn't a "real" emergency. FML
Today, I accidentally set off an alarm at the school I work for. No one was there, I didn't have the code or password the company needed, my boss wouldn't answer his phone, three policemen interrogated me and asked for ID, but realized I left home without my wallet. There was nothing I could do. I cried. FML
Today, I sneaked out of work early. I tripped over my own feet while walking up to my car. As I fell, I managed to hit the panic button on my car keys, setting off my car alarm while I lay flat on the ground in the parking lot. FML
Today, I accidentally left the store with a bag full of groceries without paying. I realized this halfway to my car when an employee chased me down, thinking I was a thief. Turns out, I had spaced out and walked out during a fire alarm drill. FML
Today, at the gas station I work a lady called wanting to know the "password" and if I was okay. Thinking it was a prank I hung up. A couple of minutes later she called back, this time asking if I could see the cops outside and telling me I'd be alright. I saw four of 'em. I'd hit the silent alarm by accident. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at work at a nursing home. While reaching for the toilet paper, I accidently pushed the emergency button. The nursing supervisors broke into the washroom to help. FML
Today, while visiting family in Taipei, I came across a large button that said "PUSH" on it. I was curious and pushed it. A deafening alarm then sounded for the next 10 minutes, attracting concerned neighbours and finally a security guard who informed me that I'd pushed a panic button. FML
Today, I went to the restroom at work, but I forgot the press on the button/timer because the lights were already on, then the lights turned off while I was in the stall. I had to finish my business and exit the pitch-black restroom while trying not to bump into anything or anyone. FML
Today, our community is having a large collective yard sale. It's also the day my phone decided to somehow pocket-dial 911. I had to explain this to the officers responding and also to a lot of surprised shoppers and neighbors. I'm still extremely embarrassed. FML
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Top comments
Bee4594 0
Wouldn't they let you know there was a panic button in the first place?
Deviant_fml 5
whoops...
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Deviant_fml 5
whoops...
kryxen 14
I did that. But it was a switch like thing in the back under the desk. I thought it was a hide-a-key thingy.
bcmg44 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Was it red? May have given you a little hint there... :)
HeavyWeaponsGuy 21
If you look closely #2, you will see that the fml says: I didn't even know we had a panic button.
Lolrus 0
Ha! what happened next?
z4opv14 0
Did you get fined?
Dutchie2010 0
That's not really a funny FML..it's just a mistake, it happens
Missy612 14
Yes it is funny.
Jimboom 12
Tell them that it was an accident. You got a boner while working the register and that must have set it off.
Killuhk 8
Idk why you got thumbed down got that....it made me giggle :)
Killuhk 8
For*
ilysespieces 0
someone did that at my old job. we gave them free ice cream and flirted for a bit.
Bee4594 0
Wouldn't they let you know there was a panic button in the first place?
mangoid 0
that's a little lame for an fml.
ms_nobody 0
I did the same thing at my old job! I felt a button under the counter and pushed then wondered what is that for after not noticing any effect. Then the cops showed up and we were all like wtf! Until they asked if anyone had touched the button. I confessed