Today, I had to make a poster for social studies. I decided to write "Nice ass" in hieroglyphics. Turns out my teacher can read hieroglyphics. FML
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Today, I had to re-grade a student's assignments because neither he, nor his parents can read "Spanish." I'd written in cursive. FML
Today, in algebra, I took out my notebook. My Chinese teacher was so impressed with my "Chinese" writings on the cover that I'm now her "favorite student". Those "Chinese" symbols are actually Japanese, but I wanted someone to like me so badly that I didn't correct her. FML
Today, my art teacher showed off a painting of his name he got in Japan. I can read Japanese, and it actually says "Old idiot". I really don't want to break it to him. FML
Today, I got a perfect score on my French quiz, and I was told to have my mom sign it. What I didn't realize was that all the way at the bottom she wrote "Good Nathaly!" and "I love you!" surrounded by little hearts. The teacher hung it up anyway. FML
Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML
Today, I found out my handwriting is so bad that people think I write in Arabic. FML
Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML
Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML
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freckleface221 19
I feel like that deserves some extra credit.
brackaman 18
That's actually pretty impressive if your teacher is literate in hieroglyphics. You totally deserve it, but at least you have a cool teacher.
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Comments (74)
RodzillaX 30
You win some, you lose some. -_-
Narelon 12
You could say that it was in the meaning of nice donkey.
ninjalovin 8
I wonder how the hieroglyphics for " nice ass" looks like, I imagined two Egyptians rubbing their butts against each other
Enslaved 36
I imagine a drawing of one point to the ass and giving the "okay sign".
RedPillSucks 31
A man patting a donkey on the head.
chabelo 10
your teacher should take it as a compliment
bkingkingking 13
this may be wildly inaccurate, but i was taught that egyptians didn't use vowels. so technically it'd just be NC SS. like a kind of shit personalized number plate
RedPillSucks 31
It's not clear that OP was using transliteration vs transcription or translation
hordriss 14
Just be thankful you didn't opt for '**** this shit'.
xXkiller_hushXx 16
if I was a teacher and a student wrote in hieroglyphs I would be proud to teach someone who thought outside the box.
Jharrist89 12
And turns out that you've made an ass of yourself!
perdix 29
#22, it appears that the OP ASSUMEd the teacher couldn't read heiroglyphics.
Silly_Lilly6969 23
Well I put YDI and FYL because well I would've probably done the same thing and you didn't know he could read it. But YDI too for saying nice ass.
avapaige1234 19
At least you didn't write "I love you (whoever your crush is)"