Intimacy, Kids and Health: Normal, right?

Normal, right?

By jj. - 15/01/2022 11:01

Today, my 9 year-old son told me that sometimes he gets stiff “down there.” I assured him that it’s perfectly normal, but then he added that it only happens when he hears his stomach growling. Um, what? FML

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Saturday 15 January 2022 20:53

His body won't connect any of that stuff until puberty. Don't worry too much, he's fine.

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Saturday 15 January 2022 15:14

That young it’s basically the body testing out the mechanisms anyway, it doesn’t have to make sense why yet. It could easily be the vibrations from his digestive system stimulating other nearby organs.