Skew their reality. Build a potato cannon.

Just keep calm and rock on, if you know what I mean

You must be thrilled when you stomp out a flaming bag of dog poo, instead of the typical flaming barrel of Russian nerve agent. Silly teens!

That rocks!

Ooooh, maybe next time they’ll throw bacon.

Not what you were eggspecting eh?

Invest in The Mosquito. That should repel them for a while.

Get yourself a security camera catch them in the act then call the police or get some dogs to tear them some new assholes.

Hope you didn't turned your wipers on.

I like to surprise people when I.u throw eggs at them by boiling them first.