By TiredHomeowner - 16/07/2018 15:00

Today, I realised just how skewed my reality is when I was pleasantly surprised that teenagers threw eggs at my windows. They usually throw rocks. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 283
You deserved it 202

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TCRII 29

Skew their reality. Build a potato cannon.

You must be thrilled when you stomp out a flaming bag of dog poo, instead of the typical flaming barrel of Russian nerve agent. Silly teens!

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TCRII 29

Skew their reality. Build a potato cannon.

Just keep calm and rock on, if you know what I mean

You must be thrilled when you stomp out a flaming bag of dog poo, instead of the typical flaming barrel of Russian nerve agent. Silly teens!

That rocks!

Ooooh, maybe next time they’ll throw bacon.

Not what you were eggspecting eh?

Invest in The Mosquito. That should repel them for a while.

no. sorry but those.devices.reslly make me.sngry. They are so discriminatory and target people based on age. they make me feel so unwelcome and judged purely for my age!. how would people feel if similar things were often used that targeted over 80s??

Get yourself a security camera catch them in the act then call the police or get some dogs to tear them some new assholes.

I would advise you to start keeping chickens so they'll always have a fresh supply of eggs to throw. Everyone is happy...

Justine Malang 16

Hope you didn't turned your wipers on.