Today, I had to explain to my teacher that Czechoslovakia is no longer a country. She kicked me out of class when she found out I was right. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my English teacher kicked me out of class for being "rude and disruptive." In actuality, I had called her out for having blatantly used Google Translate for several example sentences, all of which sounded as if a semi-literate foreigner had constructed them. FML
Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
Today, I was kicked out of college for not attending a class I wasn't ever enrolled in. FML
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
Today, I was in class. I am an older student going back for my PhD. I was kicked out of class for "sassing" my instructor for telling him he was wrong about what took place at an event I was actually present at. My instructor is a 22 year old TA. FML
Today, I got kicked out of English class shortly after our teacher told us we have to write an essay on how the storyline of Harry Potter is one big allegory for "the futility of socialism." Apparently, reacting with disbelief makes me a "disruptive influence." FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, in history class I was called "ignorant" and "inconsiderate" because I referred to Stalin as a "he". FML
Today, my teacher yelled at me for using my phone in class. I apologized out loud, knowing that it would help me get off easier. She was yelling at somebody else. FML
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supimnyancat 9
There's always gonna be a teacher like that, at least you proved that bitch wrong.
iRoc46n2 4
Does she still believe in an East and West Germany or one Korea as well?
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Comments (238)
buggin1985 0
My 4th grade teacher had us make a family tree with our nationalities and I had to go up and ask her where the sticker flag from Prussia was and she told me "you must mean RUSSIA" I calmly said "no PRUSSIA" she started yelling at me telling me I was stupid and there was never a country called Prussia... So I went to the library and wrote up a 10 pg paper on Prussia... It's history... Traditions... Foods... All that and handed it in to her after the weekend... Her jaw almost hit the floor! Then she got mad at me for proving her wrong and gave me detention
EmoRockChic 11
Are you sure she went to university?
ScaryLullaby 10
Wow that sucks. Don't worry some teachers are like that.
sincerelyjay 13
Now you can celebrate your victory on your way to the office!
Fellsnows 5
Please I doubt u even knew that and I'm almost sure u don't know what happened to it and how what it ended up as
ll_Bad_Kitty_ll 4
Lolz
jayhawkchik 4
Dude, transfer to a better school.
aedar 16
I wonder how many of you knew that before you read this. I did (of course i AM czech). I would also like to know how many of you know names of the capital cities of czech and slovak republic... And dont look it up on wiki try to remember :)
Iglof 2
not sure about the slovak republic but the czech one is prague
perdix 31
I knew off the top of my head that Prague was the capital of the Czech Republic (it was also the capital of Czechoslovakia), but I had to Wiki to find that Bratislava is the capital of Slovakia (aka, the Slovak Republic.)
perdix 31
Czechoslovakia was a combination of the Czech Republic and Slovakia. The Slovaks got pissed because of getting second billing, so now the country is called Slovakczechia and will switch back in 2060. True story.
Lifes_Great_LG 1
I say **** her lol