Today, I had to explain to my teacher that Czechoslovakia is no longer a country. She kicked me out of class when she found out I was right. FML
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Today, my English teacher kicked me out of class for being "rude and disruptive." In actuality, I had called her out for having blatantly used Google Translate for several example sentences, all of which sounded as if a semi-literate foreigner had constructed them. FML
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supimnyancat 9
There's always gonna be a teacher like that, at least you proved that bitch wrong.
iRoc46n2 4
Does she still believe in an East and West Germany or one Korea as well?
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Comments (238)
TheyCallMeDamien 18
We now know why a lot of kids don't know history or geography.
mizteri 1
._. What grade is this? You can complain to the higher ups. Or your parents. It's great to know more than a teacher, but her conduct is very wrong. She should have been more proud of you rather than being so spiteful and throwing you out for knowing something she doesn't. She's just jelly!!!
TheDrudgeChild 4
It's the Czech Republic now
outoftown 27
How did you tell her? Respectfully? Regardless, mention this to your parents and school counselor. If she did this to you, she'll do it to others. There are too many unemployed teachers available to have to put up with vindictive ignorance.
courtz94 24
Be proud of yourself that you were right.
marramrammar 2
Should have went to the Principles office- then he would have called her silly arse out!
Sinkhole 26
Maybe it was a long way to the principal's principles' office.
RedPillSucks 33
The principals office is in Czechoslovakia, which obviously doesn't exist
ManInTheMachine 20
Congratulations on announcing your ignorance to the general public. Anything else you want to add?
dominic1221 6
Well it divided into the Czech Republic and the Slovak Republic. Close enough.
TTEmeraldRaven 3
# 62 If people never ask questions how will they learn something new? Being a teacher she should have known about the change and now she does. Though she could have had some grace about the matter.
ManInTheMachine 20
70: There are two important things in this FML. "...I had to explain to my teacher that Czechoslovakia is no longer a country." "She kicked me out of class when she found out I was right." But tkay still felt the need to waste comment space and ask the very question the FML answers. Asking questions may get you answers, but asking stupid questions makes for an unnecessary question, and makes one look like an idiot.