Today, I had to explain to my teacher that Czechoslovakia is no longer a country. She kicked me out of class when she found out I was right. FML
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Today, my English teacher kicked me out of class for being "rude and disruptive." In actuality, I had called her out for having blatantly used Google Translate for several example sentences, all of which sounded as if a semi-literate foreigner had constructed them. FML
Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
Today, I was kicked out of college for not attending a class I wasn't ever enrolled in. FML
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
Today, I was in class. I am an older student going back for my PhD. I was kicked out of class for "sassing" my instructor for telling him he was wrong about what took place at an event I was actually present at. My instructor is a 22 year old TA. FML
Today, I got kicked out of English class shortly after our teacher told us we have to write an essay on how the storyline of Harry Potter is one big allegory for "the futility of socialism." Apparently, reacting with disbelief makes me a "disruptive influence." FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, in history class I was called "ignorant" and "inconsiderate" because I referred to Stalin as a "he". FML
Today, my teacher yelled at me for using my phone in class. I apologized out loud, knowing that it would help me get off easier. She was yelling at somebody else. FML
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supimnyancat 9
There's always gonna be a teacher like that, at least you proved that bitch wrong.
iRoc46n2 4
Does she still believe in an East and West Germany or one Korea as well?
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Comments (238)
doglover100 29
Your teacher sucks.
klx125cross 9
Czech wha??
minnymouse20 13
I went to Slovakia this summer :3
rainbowteehee 6
Nice teacher u got there.
forever_born 6
Yeah 62 theres something else I want to add your an asshole. Never become a teacher. Ever hear the phrase theres no dumb questions. If you don't ask you'll never find out anything!
goose12321 11
159- but there are dumb people.... *you're
Ray_of_midnight 23
Isn't that part of the Austro-Hungarian Empire?
white16sox 19
159, if the answer is clearly given right in front of you, and you don't believe it, yes it is a dumb question.
delightfultwist 5
go over her ignorant head to the boe
Angel272000 4
She's just mad because uk what ur talking bout and she doesn't