Today, I had to explain to my teacher that Czechoslovakia is no longer a country. She kicked me out of class when she found out I was right. FML
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Today, my English teacher kicked me out of class for being "rude and disruptive." In actuality, I had called her out for having blatantly used Google Translate for several example sentences, all of which sounded as if a semi-literate foreigner had constructed them. FML
Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML
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Today, I was kicked out of college for not attending a class I wasn't ever enrolled in. FML
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Today, in history class I was called "ignorant" and "inconsiderate" because I referred to Stalin as a "he". FML
Today, my teacher yelled at me for using my phone in class. I apologized out loud, knowing that it would help me get off easier. She was yelling at somebody else. FML
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supimnyancat 9
There's always gonna be a teacher like that, at least you proved that bitch wrong.
iRoc46n2 4
Does she still believe in an East and West Germany or one Korea as well?
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Comments (238)
DoctorsLoveMe 6
My freshman English teacher failed me because I kept correcting her. I went to summer school because of her. I then switched schools. Three years later my Algebra 2 teacher nearly failed me because she doesn't like my mom who is also a teacher at the school I went to. The only reason for why I was able to walk in my graduation and also not go to summer school (again) is because she didn't want to deal with me more than she had to.
Jasonf6 0
Report her.
fubes2000 1
Czechmate.
kitsune3 20
Sadly, there are a lot of people in the world who can't handle being wrong, and they often react very poorly (and childishly) when it's proven that they are. Sorry OP.
Danads 2
Are you retarded it broke up 30 years ago. Have you ever seen current events or read the news? Did you ever take history or geography, how stupid can you be?
Danads 2
Let me guess your from south Portland hi lol.
Danads 2
How stupid are you it split up 30 years ago. Haven't you ever takin geography or history before or listened to the news?
amog 1
good call on telling the teacher off, but to help your case in the future, you may want to learn to spell it.
amog 1
never mind, im wrong. double props!!
Mynameislinh 24
It is spelled, "Czechoslovakia" Just saying..
karmicsamadi86 9
I've been there. A teacher not only kicked me out of class, but threatened to fail me because I knew more about Hinduism than she did. I am Hindu
kitsune3 20
Wow...That's ****** to the up.
SchwaggHall 9
Hope she wasn't your geography teacher