Today, I had to explain to my teacher that Czechoslovakia is no longer a country. She kicked me out of class when she found out I was right. FML
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Today, my English teacher kicked me out of class for being "rude and disruptive." In actuality, I had called her out for having blatantly used Google Translate for several example sentences, all of which sounded as if a semi-literate foreigner had constructed them. FML
Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML
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Today, I was kicked out of college for not attending a class I wasn't ever enrolled in. FML
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Today, I got kicked out of English class shortly after our teacher told us we have to write an essay on how the storyline of Harry Potter is one big allegory for "the futility of socialism." Apparently, reacting with disbelief makes me a "disruptive influence." FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, in history class I was called "ignorant" and "inconsiderate" because I referred to Stalin as a "he". FML
Today, my teacher yelled at me for using my phone in class. I apologized out loud, knowing that it would help me get off easier. She was yelling at somebody else. FML
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supimnyancat 9
There's always gonna be a teacher like that, at least you proved that bitch wrong.
iRoc46n2 4
Does she still believe in an East and West Germany or one Korea as well?
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Comments (238)
Batmark 10
Well, at least you know that you knew more than your teacher did. You'll have that to hold onto for a while. Always question authority, otherwise you'll believe the sky is blue when it's really transparent.
caity_pie 12
Thanks for the info - I honestly did not know that the sky is not actually blue!
tne201992 12
You should fight this!! That bitch of a teacher had no right for kicking you out. Teachers make mistakes, if she can't handle it then she will fail in life.
ladyluck808 0
"teacher got schooled" lol
elmousey 5
The teacher was wrong to throw OP out, but it's not like that's real important information. Maybe next you could chastise your teacher for not knowing all the cities in Estonia, the capital of the Bahamas, or some other "important" information.
uhnevermind 24
Public schools are really bad at being schools. Seriously.
etchsanity1 11
Wear clothing that says something about the Czech republic in her class every day search eBay and give her an "apology" note on a Czech postcard etc
drunkandfml 11
Hold up let me Google that.
monagro 22
Crap school you go to.
KiddNYC1O 22
What a shitty lesson plan...
zoereevex 7
When I was 5 I corrected my teacher when she was teaching the class how to count to 5 in English. She said: "One, Too, Tree." She got mad at my parents at the parent teacher conference because I corrected her!