Today, I had to explain to my teacher that Czechoslovakia is no longer a country. She kicked me out of class when she found out I was right. FML
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Today, my English teacher kicked me out of class for being "rude and disruptive." In actuality, I had called her out for having blatantly used Google Translate for several example sentences, all of which sounded as if a semi-literate foreigner had constructed them. FML
Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
Today, I was kicked out of college for not attending a class I wasn't ever enrolled in. FML
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
Today, I was in class. I am an older student going back for my PhD. I was kicked out of class for "sassing" my instructor for telling him he was wrong about what took place at an event I was actually present at. My instructor is a 22 year old TA. FML
Today, I got kicked out of English class shortly after our teacher told us we have to write an essay on how the storyline of Harry Potter is one big allegory for "the futility of socialism." Apparently, reacting with disbelief makes me a "disruptive influence." FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, in history class I was called "ignorant" and "inconsiderate" because I referred to Stalin as a "he". FML
Today, my teacher yelled at me for using my phone in class. I apologized out loud, knowing that it would help me get off easier. She was yelling at somebody else. FML
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supimnyancat 9
There's always gonna be a teacher like that, at least you proved that bitch wrong.
iRoc46n2 4
Does she still believe in an East and West Germany or one Korea as well?
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Comments (238)
night_saint 5
To an AP course I hope?
saintsrocksocks 10
Knowing that Czechoslovakia is no longer a country does not qualify one for AP courses,
doodlecloud 27
Really hope she wasn't a geography or history teacher...well done for knowing better and sticking up for yourself though OP!
SkylarBoston17 8
My very first detention said "disobedience"....I proved my math teacher wrong in the 5th grade -.-
CherryLipBalm 1
Isn't that the home of Mr. Checkov?
kimg0885 23
That's ok some teachers are crazy. In high school I once had a Spanish teacher who claimed that the bell that rings to go to class is different in Spanish. Doesn't a bell sound the same in all languages? Just make sure to pass the class so you never have to go back after.
djgoreo 12
I doubt you understood your teacher's meaning and/or seriousness, because even a crazy person knows that's a stupid claim to try to make.
saksxalmo 20
Well, actually different languages have different words for onomatopoeias. For example, "om nom nom" in English is "miam miam" in French, and "haha" in English is "jaja" in Spanish. Assuming that's what she meant. :P
kimg0885 23
No we had this exchange student from Mexico,she had already been there a month we were both "late" and she sent me to detention and let the other student stay because she claimed the bell makes a different sound in Spanish so she couldn't understand it. I get that when you pronounce it or spell it out in a different language that it may not be the same but.... a bell,is a bell,is a bell ,no matter what country! Dogs in Mexico don't bark with an accent so why would a bell sound different? She was a crazy teacher, she claimed she was related to Enrique Iglesias because they both had the same mole. Either way op should try to get out of that class ASAP
zombiekitten87 12
Yeah, but we're you an ass about it?
briancallahan 3
communistic teachers like that should not be teachers.
Shrike 24
I don't think you understand the definition of "communistic", mister Joseph McCarthy Jr.
kitkattgirl 2
Good for you! I had an advanced class jr high teacher who gave my friend a B for the trimester in math class because my friend corrected her on a very simple problem. Her tests and assignments would have gotten her a solid A. Fortunately, her mother complained and it was corrected. Many teachers are idiots. I will homeschool my children.
happyconverse 10
Wow teachers should be able to admit they are wrong!!! Good job proving her wrong!!
roxyartist 8
Why do some teachers kick a student out for being right when they were wrong?
Shadow_Phantom 26
Because their anger clouds their judgment in how they should react.