Today, I had to explain to my teacher that Czechoslovakia is no longer a country. She kicked me out of class when she found out I was right. FML
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Today, my English teacher kicked me out of class for being "rude and disruptive." In actuality, I had called her out for having blatantly used Google Translate for several example sentences, all of which sounded as if a semi-literate foreigner had constructed them. FML
Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
Today, I was kicked out of college for not attending a class I wasn't ever enrolled in. FML
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
Today, I was in class. I am an older student going back for my PhD. I was kicked out of class for "sassing" my instructor for telling him he was wrong about what took place at an event I was actually present at. My instructor is a 22 year old TA. FML
Today, I got kicked out of English class shortly after our teacher told us we have to write an essay on how the storyline of Harry Potter is one big allegory for "the futility of socialism." Apparently, reacting with disbelief makes me a "disruptive influence." FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, in history class I was called "ignorant" and "inconsiderate" because I referred to Stalin as a "he". FML
Today, my teacher yelled at me for using my phone in class. I apologized out loud, knowing that it would help me get off easier. She was yelling at somebody else. FML
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supimnyancat 9
There's always gonna be a teacher like that, at least you proved that bitch wrong.
iRoc46n2 4
Does she still believe in an East and West Germany or one Korea as well?
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Comments (238)
WiseGuy79 14
Makes me wonder what the education system has come to... Good job making her feel like an idiot!
r3dn3ckFTW 0
Haha teachers can be soo humble.
TADspace 30
I love it when people are punished for being right.
lovepandorasaver 11
Her bruised ego is going to make for some fun filled classes coming up OP, I don't see Ms.Bitchy apologizing based on her reaction.
jovizzle 8
... So there IS such thing as being too smart. Welcome to America. Home of the brave and land of the idiots.
mintcar 10
The good ol' education system.
GigiMcGee 9
How old is she? Does she also think WWII is still going on?
EDAY415 5
That's a damn shame, czech.....hasn't been a country for like 20 years
robox1187 9
FHL
hateevryone 15
Teachers hate when you prove them wrong.