Today, I had to explain to my husband that it's biologically impossible for cats and dogs to cross-breed, and that his "brilliant idea" of getting ours to mate is just plain disturbing. He still doesn't believe me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband and I found out that our dog was pregnant. He now refuses to have kids with me for at least two years, because he wants to raise the puppies without any "distractions". FML
Today, I had to explain to my 22-year-old boyfriend that mice do not grow up to be rats. FML
Today, I spent an hour explaining to a college student how you could have a baby and not be married. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, I found out my cat and my roommate's dog are apparently lesbians who are into what is basically bestiality to us humans. Despite both being female (and fixed), his dog tried to hump my cat, and my cat didn't resist at all. Trying to get his dog off my cat took way more effort than it should have. FML
Today, after a long discussion, my dad still doesn't understand how evolution works, and thinks it's a myth that was debunked a long time ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching TV and there were penguins laying eggs. He said, "Penguins are mammals, they don't lay eggs." I replied, "Penguins are birds." We fought about it for ages until he realised that I was right, and has since stopped talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I spent 30 minutes listening to my grandmother telling us that my cat is a medium. My boyfriend is totally convinced. FML
Today, my cat was diagnosed with FIV, to which my in-laws said, "That's impossible!" Apparently, what is possible though is that aliens are stealing their pool water. FML
Today, I once again had to explain that my husband's vasectomy was because we really don't want children, and that, "but you can always adopt or try to undo the vasectomy" isn't an appropriate answer. FML
Today, I learned that while anybody can call me a bitch, my husband got mad at his aunt for calling our dog a mutt. FML
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Top comments
Brightbulb 40
It's cat-dog in real life! Maybe you should show him the cartoon, then he will understand it's a dead and impossible concept.
nancy_rm 10
I fear for your cat and dog. Good luck with him OP.
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Comments (60)
tehandyz 7
That level of stupidity has "we're over" written all over it.
valentinov 15
OP, why did you marry this guy? Do the world a favor and don't have kids with this guy. Not promoting his genetic material to future generations would be a huge improvement to the genetic pool world-wide. So, go find yourself a smart guy.
Ryodin 11
So your husband thinks he is the first person ever to have the wonderful idea to make a cat-dog and that generations of people have just ignored the possibility? In reality dogs and cats have a different number of chromosomes. Very different numbers. While horses and donkeys are similar and match up rather closely (resulting in sexually sterile mules), cats and dogs are just too damn different.
kmichelle177 2
Your husband is stupid
Alastor13X 8
Sounds like you married a real winner there. I would get him a Tamagotchi and keep him away from the family pets. "Look kids! The cat and dog are gonna have babies!" = Kids either too traumatized or too stupid to make it in the real world. You sure he doesn't have mad cow disease or he isn't taking hallucinogenic drugs?
dodgethis3500 17
I think your husband is just messing with you, that is a Simpsons episode, where Homer gets bored and tries to breed snowball, and Santa's little helper.
Krb1995 5
facepalm.
shotgun_girl 17
Ya know there's a theory that the reason evolution went faster than the one-gene-mutates theory could explain is interspecies breeding.
xGALBATORIXx 14
Through science, anything is possible. Scientists are able to gene splice specific traits from a anime and plant in another. This can also be used to create cross bread animals. It has been done, just frowned upon.
isum21 20
sadly that is impossible, but with the scientists talking about gene therapy and what not, I'm sure sometime in the future we'll be able to create abominations of nature. :-)