Today, I had to explain to my husband that it's biologically impossible for cats and dogs to cross-breed, and that his "brilliant idea" of getting ours to mate is just plain disturbing. He still doesn't believe me. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my husband and I found out that our dog was pregnant. He now refuses to have kids with me for at least two years, because he wants to raise the puppies without any "distractions". FML
Today, I had to explain to my 22-year-old boyfriend that mice do not grow up to be rats. FML
Today, I spent an hour explaining to a college student how you could have a baby and not be married. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, I found out my cat and my roommate's dog are apparently lesbians who are into what is basically bestiality to us humans. Despite both being female (and fixed), his dog tried to hump my cat, and my cat didn't resist at all. Trying to get his dog off my cat took way more effort than it should have. FML
Today, after a long discussion, my dad still doesn't understand how evolution works, and thinks it's a myth that was debunked a long time ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching TV and there were penguins laying eggs. He said, "Penguins are mammals, they don't lay eggs." I replied, "Penguins are birds." We fought about it for ages until he realised that I was right, and has since stopped talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I spent 30 minutes listening to my grandmother telling us that my cat is a medium. My boyfriend is totally convinced. FML
Today, my cat was diagnosed with FIV, to which my in-laws said, "That's impossible!" Apparently, what is possible though is that aliens are stealing their pool water. FML
Today, I once again had to explain that my husband's vasectomy was because we really don't want children, and that, "but you can always adopt or try to undo the vasectomy" isn't an appropriate answer. FML
Today, I learned that while anybody can call me a bitch, my husband got mad at his aunt for calling our dog a mutt. FML
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Top comments
Brightbulb 40
It's cat-dog in real life! Maybe you should show him the cartoon, then he will understand it's a dead and impossible concept.
nancy_rm 10
I fear for your cat and dog. Good luck with him OP.
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Comments (60)
worldclassrager 41
Ligers do exist...and dogs do hump almost everything...still this shouldn't be an issue but it looks like we have a mad scientist
ScottEdwards 5
Yes a liger does exist but a liger is a cross breed between a tiger and a lion, both of which are members of the big cat group.
olpally 33
Don't breed with him, good lord.
ScottEdwards 5
You'd think that someone who has no mental problems would know if a certain animal could cross breed
102fuckyoulane 7
Exactly. Some peoples children...
aamir251 18
Bazinga!!!!
xxrebelsxx 13
I hope it's not a girl cat and a male dog
ksks1234 33
I hope it is not the opposite. Male cats have a barbed penis. Ouch!
102fuckyoulane 7
True.....
AlexRen 21
Genetically no, scientifically I'm not sure. There maybe some psychopathic scientist whom tried cross breeding a cat and a dog.
brandoneyez1 25
He might be on to something. It could be a new species. A guy can dream.
flashback_fml 14
I think he just wants to watch them ****
plantedrabbit3 16
Have you learned nothing from south park? You just have to get them drunk first,duh
ohio53 6
Sorry, the cog army will have to wait. :(
RowanNightShade 22
Oh gosh...somebody needs a biology review! Many animals are unable to breed and create something like a cat-dog hybrid. In this instance, it is a lock-and-key reasoning. I'm not going to go into much detail, but the organs just won't fit. Even if you managed to get them to couple, you'd have a very poor chance of viable offspring. The only reason ligers and mules exist is luck in how close the genetics are. Even in a lab setting, a crossbreed between two species with too many genetic differences is unlikely to work.